Deliver a quick love note at the altar #Ceremony Advice#ceremony#sex#steal-this-idea Updated Oct 12 2015 (Posted Jul 9 2012) Ariel findyourafterglow I saw this posted last week on mywedding.com's facebook page: It's a cute idea, right? Totally cute. That said, I don't think my note would have looked like that at all. I think it would have looked like this: Regardless of whether you go clean or dirty, it's still a super sweet idea. What would your altar note say? Ariel Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and the brand-new From Shitshow To Afterglow, Ariel Meadow Stallings acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing books, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. To follow her latest work, join join The Afterglow, for exclusive access to essays, videos, online courses, and more. PREVIOUS Angie & Marc's fairy tale chapel red hot wedding NEXT Fiery hair, rainbow details, and one awesome cookie bouquet Show/Hide comments [ 10 ] Um. Please sign your note. It's awkward for the flower girl to deliver a note along the lines of "IMMA JUMP YO BONES." Reply I snort-laughed at this comment. Reply HA!! The same could be said of the original note… but it's much less creepy. SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE FLOWER GIRL ASSAULTS GROOM AT WEDDING ALTAR. Reply The original is so funny/creepy to me because it's innocent enough that a groom could be like "Wuh? Buh? Muh?" Reply I'd definitely opt for dirty/awkward/WTF-worthy, and I'd send it with a bridesmaid (because having the flower girl carry it would be icky). Probably something like the BloodNinja classic: "My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love." Reply seen Mirror Mirror yet? "i yearn for the nectar of her skin" my guy and i have been yelling this at odd times for days (substitute her for your) so it would probably end up being some funny inside joke like that 🙂 Reply Yep. Stealing this. I showed the throat one to my guy and instantly he started laughing. "That's like something I would write!" Yeah I know, that's why I can't stop laughing. Or no, it would probably be like every other text message I get when we're in public. "I'm going to -wreck- you." What a way to ease the tension before a ceremony! Reply I love this, the idea of its just both of you and everyone else fades out. Your own personal joke or truth lol. A great way to feel less stressed. Reply I think I will do something similar to this but not the same. I was thinking that I would write a short letter and give it to the best man to give my FH while they wait for things to get started. The boys are planning on being at the venue a bit early and it might be a nice time to remind him to breath :p Reply I just want the fishie stationery. Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.