Real food porn: Instead of cake smashing, try some sexy knife licking #Food#cake#sex#steal-this-idea Updated Oct 12 2015 (Posted Oct 2 2015) Catherine Clark bijouxandbits Photos by: David Z Photography Photos by David Z Photography Knife licking is way sexier than cake smashing, as evidenced by this seriously sexy shot from Scotia and Kyle's Celtic viking pirate punk wedding. Delicious innuendo, how we heart thee. It's appropriate that I'm categorizing this as "Food Porn." Oh, there's more to see if you want to check out the rest of their wedding including kilts, treasure chest centerpieces, a layered hooded dress, and EVEN MORE SEXY SHOTS! Obsesrve… then click! Catherine Clark Catherine Clark loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur babies, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com. @enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits PREVIOUS Sickeningly happy couples need this barf bag wedding program (a free wedding printable!) NEXT Is there such a thing as TOO sparkly? 13 of Etsy's most blinged-out sparkly wedding shoes Show/Hide comments [ 7 ] I would not be a fan of the sexy knife-licking. I'd be afraid of that knife finding its way back into the cake, and what if the bride or groom accidently cuts her/his mouth or tongue? Just not worth the risks. Reply " I'd be afraid of that knife finding its way back into the cake" ALL OF THIS! I don't even care if the bride/groom/whoever cuts their tongue, I just don't want to eat spit laced cake. Reply I *love* this idea and have figured out a way for knife licking and avoiding spittle, I think! Have two knives (In different colours/patterns) and have one just to pose and lick with and the other to cut pieces up for all the guests Reply Yeah we had 2 knives. The one in the photo was from my grandmother's pearl handled silverware set. Was just for our one cut. Reply Oh and thanks so much for the write up ??? Reply Dat's one hot bride, tho! Reply I'd rather deal with bridal couple saliva than see another cake smashed into someone's face. Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.