Instead of wedding cake smashing, try some sexy knife licking

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Try some sexy knife licking on @offbeatbride

Knife licking is way sexier than cake smashing, as evidenced by this seriously sexy shot from Scotia and Kyle’s Celtic viking pirate punk wedding. Delicious innuendo, how we heart thee. It’s appropriate that I’m categorizing this as “Food Porn.”

Oh, there’s more to see if you want to check out the rest of their wedding including kilts, treasure chest centerpieces, a layered hooded dress, and EVEN MORE SEXY SHOTS! Obsesrve… then click!

Try some sexy knife licking on @offbeatbride

Try some sexy knife licking on @offbeatbride

Comments on Instead of wedding cake smashing, try some sexy knife licking

  1. I would not be a fan of the sexy knife-licking. I’d be afraid of that knife finding its way back into the cake, and what if the bride or groom accidently cuts her/his mouth or tongue? Just not worth the risks.

    • ” I’d be afraid of that knife finding its way back into the cake”

      ALL OF THIS! I don’t even care if the bride/groom/whoever cuts their tongue, I just don’t want to eat spit laced cake.

  2. I *love* this idea and have figured out a way for knife licking and avoiding spittle, I think!

    Have two knives (In different colours/patterns) and have one just to pose and lick with and the other to cut pieces up for all the guests

  3. I’d rather deal with bridal couple saliva than see another cake smashed into someone’s face.

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