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1.5k 27 Comments February 4, 2009 Getting your offbeat groom involved This is an awesome opportunity for the two of you to sit down and reconstruct the whole "This is the bride's special daaaaaay, and the groom is just an accessory" bullshit. Read More 5.9k 30 Comments December 19, 2008 How my cat taught me marriage isn't so scary after all As I watched my cat spew what seemed like a quarter pound of half-digested tuna/chicken feast all over one of my favorite sweaters, a pathetic realization came over me: My relationship with my future husband is like my relationship to the cat … Read More 1…456
5.9k 30 Comments December 19, 2008 How my cat taught me marriage isn't so scary after all As I watched my cat spew what seemed like a quarter pound of half-digested tuna/chicken feast all over one of my favorite sweaters, a pathetic realization came over me: My relationship with my future husband is like my relationship to the cat … Read More 1…456