16k 13 Comments May. 1, 2017 We had a small wedding and feelings were hurt. Should we host a post-wedding party? We got married this Saturday. It was a very small reception with mainly family. We were unable to invite all of our friends due to venue capacity being only 70 people and also due to our budget. Here we are on Monday back at work and so many people are upset both at me and my now-husband. Is it appropriate to have a small gathering at our house for all of our friends? Read More 11k Jun. 30, 2016 This funny RSVP card has an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list I've seen tons of variations on this funny RSVP card around the web, so we thought we'd try out our own version as a free downloadable printable. Whether your guests will be happily accepting or tongue-in-check happily declining… there's an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list. Who knows — maybe it'll inspire the slackers to actually send their card in before you start the RSVP hounding process. Read More 5.9k 12 Comments Apr. 27, 2016 Kicking 'em out: how can we word our "zero argument" drama-free wedding rule? We are no strangers to family and guest drama at weddings. Hell, we've got whole archives for family advice, family drama, and conflict resolution. People are people and people can bring the dramaz. You're totally on the right path by nipping it in the bud early and diplomatically addressing the issue on your wedding website. Wedding websites are the best place to explain anything you want explained: dress codes, ceremony rituals, accommodations, and of course, any specific drama rules that you'll be putting in place. Let's talk about how to word it. Read More 33k Apr. 21, 2016 This one funny wedding RSVP line will make your guests laugh all the way to a reply We know that getting guests to RSVP to the wedding is like getting your cat to cook dinner: rare but appreciated. Okay it never happens, and RSVPs tend to feel the same way. But with one tiny addition on your RSVP, you can subtly and humorously tell your guests you mean business about this RSVP deadline. Read More 11k Jan. 15, 2016 "You're invited, bishes!" Wedding invitation wording basics for the newly engaged First, congratulations on your engagement! Today we're here now to talk about wedding invitation wording, whether you'll be mailing printed invitations or sending something out electronically. You want to tell your guests how it's all going down and we're here to outline it all for you. Don't forget, we've got a whole archive of invitation wording archive, too! Read More 13k 20 Comments Mar. 5, 2015 How we worded the invitations for our crowdsourced wedding We have decided to crowdfund our wedding. It won't pay for everything, but it does mean we can focus on having a good time rather than scrimping and saving on every little thing. The tricky part was wording everything right on the invitations, so we didn't come off as stingy or cheap. I wrote a little poem to explain the crowdfunding. If anyone wants it, they can steal it… Read More 12345 Copyright © 2003 - 2021 Offbeat Empire. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction in part or in whole is prohibited. Contact us Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Monetized by SkimLinks
11k Jun. 30, 2016 This funny RSVP card has an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list I've seen tons of variations on this funny RSVP card around the web, so we thought we'd try out our own version as a free downloadable printable. Whether your guests will be happily accepting or tongue-in-check happily declining… there's an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list. Who knows — maybe it'll inspire the slackers to actually send their card in before you start the RSVP hounding process. Read More 5.9k 12 Comments Apr. 27, 2016 Kicking 'em out: how can we word our "zero argument" drama-free wedding rule? We are no strangers to family and guest drama at weddings. Hell, we've got whole archives for family advice, family drama, and conflict resolution. People are people and people can bring the dramaz. You're totally on the right path by nipping it in the bud early and diplomatically addressing the issue on your wedding website. Wedding websites are the best place to explain anything you want explained: dress codes, ceremony rituals, accommodations, and of course, any specific drama rules that you'll be putting in place. Let's talk about how to word it. Read More 33k Apr. 21, 2016 This one funny wedding RSVP line will make your guests laugh all the way to a reply We know that getting guests to RSVP to the wedding is like getting your cat to cook dinner: rare but appreciated. Okay it never happens, and RSVPs tend to feel the same way. But with one tiny addition on your RSVP, you can subtly and humorously tell your guests you mean business about this RSVP deadline. Read More 11k Jan. 15, 2016 "You're invited, bishes!" Wedding invitation wording basics for the newly engaged First, congratulations on your engagement! Today we're here now to talk about wedding invitation wording, whether you'll be mailing printed invitations or sending something out electronically. You want to tell your guests how it's all going down and we're here to outline it all for you. Don't forget, we've got a whole archive of invitation wording archive, too! Read More 13k 20 Comments Mar. 5, 2015 How we worded the invitations for our crowdsourced wedding We have decided to crowdfund our wedding. It won't pay for everything, but it does mean we can focus on having a good time rather than scrimping and saving on every little thing. The tricky part was wording everything right on the invitations, so we didn't come off as stingy or cheap. I wrote a little poem to explain the crowdfunding. If anyone wants it, they can steal it… Read More 12345 Copyright © 2003 - 2021 Offbeat Empire. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction in part or in whole is prohibited. Contact us Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Monetized by SkimLinks
5.9k 12 Comments Apr. 27, 2016 Kicking 'em out: how can we word our "zero argument" drama-free wedding rule? We are no strangers to family and guest drama at weddings. Hell, we've got whole archives for family advice, family drama, and conflict resolution. People are people and people can bring the dramaz. You're totally on the right path by nipping it in the bud early and diplomatically addressing the issue on your wedding website. Wedding websites are the best place to explain anything you want explained: dress codes, ceremony rituals, accommodations, and of course, any specific drama rules that you'll be putting in place. Let's talk about how to word it. Read More 33k Apr. 21, 2016 This one funny wedding RSVP line will make your guests laugh all the way to a reply We know that getting guests to RSVP to the wedding is like getting your cat to cook dinner: rare but appreciated. Okay it never happens, and RSVPs tend to feel the same way. But with one tiny addition on your RSVP, you can subtly and humorously tell your guests you mean business about this RSVP deadline. Read More 11k Jan. 15, 2016 "You're invited, bishes!" Wedding invitation wording basics for the newly engaged First, congratulations on your engagement! Today we're here now to talk about wedding invitation wording, whether you'll be mailing printed invitations or sending something out electronically. You want to tell your guests how it's all going down and we're here to outline it all for you. Don't forget, we've got a whole archive of invitation wording archive, too! Read More 13k 20 Comments Mar. 5, 2015 How we worded the invitations for our crowdsourced wedding We have decided to crowdfund our wedding. It won't pay for everything, but it does mean we can focus on having a good time rather than scrimping and saving on every little thing. The tricky part was wording everything right on the invitations, so we didn't come off as stingy or cheap. I wrote a little poem to explain the crowdfunding. If anyone wants it, they can steal it… Read More 12345 Copyright © 2003 - 2021 Offbeat Empire. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction in part or in whole is prohibited. Contact us Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Monetized by SkimLinks
33k Apr. 21, 2016 This one funny wedding RSVP line will make your guests laugh all the way to a reply We know that getting guests to RSVP to the wedding is like getting your cat to cook dinner: rare but appreciated. Okay it never happens, and RSVPs tend to feel the same way. But with one tiny addition on your RSVP, you can subtly and humorously tell your guests you mean business about this RSVP deadline. Read More 11k Jan. 15, 2016 "You're invited, bishes!" Wedding invitation wording basics for the newly engaged First, congratulations on your engagement! Today we're here now to talk about wedding invitation wording, whether you'll be mailing printed invitations or sending something out electronically. You want to tell your guests how it's all going down and we're here to outline it all for you. Don't forget, we've got a whole archive of invitation wording archive, too! Read More 13k 20 Comments Mar. 5, 2015 How we worded the invitations for our crowdsourced wedding We have decided to crowdfund our wedding. It won't pay for everything, but it does mean we can focus on having a good time rather than scrimping and saving on every little thing. The tricky part was wording everything right on the invitations, so we didn't come off as stingy or cheap. I wrote a little poem to explain the crowdfunding. If anyone wants it, they can steal it… Read More 12345 Copyright © 2003 - 2021 Offbeat Empire. All rights reserved. Unauthorized reproduction in part or in whole is prohibited. Contact us Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Monetized by SkimLinks
11k Jan. 15, 2016 "You're invited, bishes!" Wedding invitation wording basics for the newly engaged First, congratulations on your engagement! Today we're here now to talk about wedding invitation wording, whether you'll be mailing printed invitations or sending something out electronically. You want to tell your guests how it's all going down and we're here to outline it all for you. Don't forget, we've got a whole archive of invitation wording archive, too! Read More 13k 20 Comments Mar. 5, 2015 How we worded the invitations for our crowdsourced wedding We have decided to crowdfund our wedding. It won't pay for everything, but it does mean we can focus on having a good time rather than scrimping and saving on every little thing. The tricky part was wording everything right on the invitations, so we didn't come off as stingy or cheap. I wrote a little poem to explain the crowdfunding. If anyone wants it, they can steal it… Read More 12345
13k 20 Comments Mar. 5, 2015 How we worded the invitations for our crowdsourced wedding We have decided to crowdfund our wedding. It won't pay for everything, but it does mean we can focus on having a good time rather than scrimping and saving on every little thing. The tricky part was wording everything right on the invitations, so we didn't come off as stingy or cheap. I wrote a little poem to explain the crowdfunding. If anyone wants it, they can steal it… Read More 12345