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2.0k 24 Comments May. 17, 2007 Can you skip it and have NO engagement ring? An excerpt from the book recently ran on Elle Canada's website. Granted, it was pretty sanitized (I curse a lot in the book — I guess Elle readers aren't as foul-mouthed as I am), but you can check it out over here: The ring with the bling: Who needs an engagement ring? Read More 17k 57 Comments Jan. 15, 2007 Non-sucky wedding bands While my sweetie and I DO want to exchange rings, we DON'T want to spend a lot of money on them, and we have no interest in traditional, mainstream wedding rings. We want something simple, and different. We live in a town that doesn't have anything like that, so online is our best bet. Read More 1…192021
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