Ask a pair of adorable skeletons to be your ushers #Wedding Porn#ceremony#dia de los muertos#goth#halloween Updated Oct 12 2015 (Posted Oct 30 2013) Megan Finley Horowitz meggyfin Asking real people to be ushers can sometimes be stressful. Real, living humans are unpredictable, ammaright? So, for their wedding, Bix and Kim had a great idea… usher skeletons that just held signs reading: Welcome to Robert and Kim's wedding. Wedding programs are here. Yeah, we're the ushers. Don't laugh; you're going to end up like us one day! We're expecting a full house. Bride side, groom side. It doesn't matter. Better grab a seat. Just a reminder, there's no smoking anywhere on the grounds. Look what smoking did to me. For more skeletal fun, check out Kim & Bix's Dia de los Muertos, elegant, fiesta wedding, Megan Finley Horowitz When Megan's not writing, traveling, and sleeping, she's eating like the fate of the world depends on it. (You're welcome, world!) You can snoop into her personal life over on her website The Dash and Dine! @meggyfin @thedashanddine @meggyfin PREVIOUS Sanne & Dirk's gothic Halloween metal concert wedding NEXT A spooky costume-required masquerade wedding in Connecticut Show/Hide comments [ 2 ] These are adorable! Forget weddings, I'd use them all the time! Just swap out the sign for something more appropriate. I'm thinking, Christmas, New year's, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…. 😀 Reply That's so cute! We're doing a seat-yourself wedding in winter- maybe a snowman usher or two is in order now! Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.