Not into sugar? This literal cheese cake is your savory cake alternative #Food#cake#cake alternative#food#steal-this-idea Posted Sep 29 2016 Catherine Clark bijouxandbits Photos by: Darcy Padilla Photos by Darcy Padilla Related Post MORE awesome wedding cakes that don't look like "wedding cakes" We put the call for MORE MORE MORE of your creative wedding cakes and boy did you guys bring it. Here is our newest collection... Read more Darcy and Jasper had one of the most rockin-est (yeah, it's a word!) weddings ever. "Drunken gay glamour" sets the tone nicely. One little detail that we hadn't seen in quite some time was their literal cheese cake, a savory cake alternative for the less sweets-minded. Stacked cheese is always goooood. How about those little kitty "I Do" and "Me Too" cake toppers? So cute? The MOST cute? Agreed. It's just big ol' wheels of cheese stacked with a few flowers and some lovely grapes to make it look all cheese plate-like. So easy, so yummy. Let's see Darcy and Jasper cutting into this bad boy: OMG — I think one layer is little jam jars! Be right back, going to marry this cheese cake… Want to see where this savory cake alternative came from? Related Post A queer bourbon and beer bacchanal: it's fab drunken gay glamour The title alone is enough to make me salivate over this bourbon-filled queer drunken gay glamour wedding. These two are ADORABLE and know exactly how to have a killer time… Read More Catherine Clark Catherine Clark loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur babies, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com. @enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits PREVIOUS A REAL rainbow totally blessed this same sex engagement shoot NEXT A shredding wedding: snowboarding post-nuptials is a total win Show/Hide comments [ 2 ] If you are in the UK my cheese cake came from Costco. It was massive, not too expensive and yum! It even had a heart shaped cheese for the top. I was greedy though, I also had a cake. The cheese worked as our evening buffet with biscuits and pickle. Although I bought waaaaay too many biscuits. We also had lots of left over. Reply omg, cheese + weddings = I'm in love! And the cake topper is adorable! Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.