Ruby Shoo almost reminds me a little bit of Irregular Choice‘s shoes. We're talking funky and loud, with lots of focus on patterns… but also some frilly little details like bows and flowers. Best? These are all available from Amazon for around $70 – $80. One downside is that sizing seems pretty limited… but with shoes this affordable, you sometimes have to take what you can get.
Random bonus weird thing you can register for:
Ooh, is that a self-watering wall planter urn thinger? YES IT IS!
(Pro tip: set up a universal registry on Amazon to immediately add weird shit like this to YOUR registry.)