Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face

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Rings for punching Nazis
Image from Captain America Comics” #1

You know what we think would make America great again? Make it a time where it's okay for Captain America to punch Hitler in the face. Where we stand up to Facism and hatred and take action. (We've seen Neo-Nazi rhetoric emboldened even in our tiny corner of the internet, and now some of these extremists are getting punched in the gob.)

In this vein, we decided to find the biggest, prettiest bling-y rings for punching Nazis in the face.

Disclaimer: it's actually totally not okay to punch people in the face. Don't do it. But we can wear big rings and cheer on Captain America.

A big diamond

Rings for punching Nazis
2 Carat Diamond Ring from Best Brilliance

A high-set diamond is durable and ready to take a bite out of crime.

Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face
Twisting infinity gold ring with emerald cut diamond

The YUGE-er the better.

A big diamond-shaped ring

Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face
Diamond-shaped gold ring from Gilat Artzi

Gorgeous and packs a punch!

Classy brass knuckles

Rings for punching Nazis
Minimalist wood brass double ring from Rong Designs

Why sacrifice looks when you need a nice knuckle ring?

A big ol' gemstone ring

Rings for punching Nazis
Moonstone ring from Anemone Jewelry

Keep it zen while you're beating down Fascism with a lovely moonstone ring.

Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face
Sapphire Engagement Ring

Big, beautiful, AND a bargain!

Rainbow rings

Rings for punching Nazis
Rainbow Ring Made With Box Elder Burl from Jewelry by Johan

Let's celebrate diversity with a big rainbow ring with a little heft to it.

Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face
Mystic Rainbow Topaz Solitaire Engagement Ring

Because love is love is love is love.

Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face
Rainbow & Diamond Engagement Ring

This one will make a major statement when you're looking out for the little guy.

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Comments on Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face

  1. So…. I can’t help wondering when the “best shoes for kicking Nazis right out of your city” post is coming?? Maybe offbeat home?

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