Best engagement rings for punching Nazis in the face #WTF!?#humor#ring January 29 2017 | Catherine Clark bijouxandbits Image from Captain America Comics” #1 Related Post Lost ships: When election results strike fear in your wedding planning heart It's safe to say this recent election has brought increased tension to the (often already-dysfunctional) dynamics in many families throughout the nation. As the weeks... Read more You know what we think would make America great again? Make it a time where it's okay for Captain America to punch Hitler in the face. Where we stand up to Facism and hatred and take action. (We've seen Neo-Nazi rhetoric emboldened even in our tiny corner of the internet, and now some of these extremists are getting punched in the gob.) In this vein, we decided to find the biggest, prettiest bling-y rings for punching Nazis in the face. Disclaimer: it's actually totally not okay to punch people in the face. Don't do it. But we can wear big rings and cheer on Captain America. A big diamond 2 Carat Diamond Ring from Best Brilliance A high-set diamond is durable and ready to take a bite out of crime. Twisting infinity gold ring with emerald cut diamond The YUGE-er the better. A big diamond-shaped ring Diamond-shaped gold ring from Gilat Artzi Gorgeous and packs a punch! Classy brass knuckles Minimalist wood brass double ring from Rong Designs Why sacrifice looks when you need a nice knuckle ring? A big ol' gemstone ring Moonstone ring from Anemone Jewelry Keep it zen while you're beating down Fascism with a lovely moonstone ring. Sapphire Engagement Ring Big, beautiful, AND a bargain! Rainbow rings Rainbow Ring Made With Box Elder Burl from Jewelry by Johan Let's celebrate diversity with a big rainbow ring with a little heft to it. Mystic Rainbow Topaz Solitaire Engagement Ring Because love is love is love is love. Rainbow & Diamond Engagement Ring This one will make a major statement when you're looking out for the little guy. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Catherine Clark Catherine Clark is Offbeat Bride's Senior Editor. In her spare time she loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur baby, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com. @enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits PREVIOUS Forget wedding photographers: Here's why you need wedding storytellers! NEXT A moss cape and metal bow tie slays all wedding fashion forever Show/Hide comments [ 3 ] I love everything about this post 🙂 OBB never fails to put a smile on my face. Thanks. Reply Just want to say thank you for this! Reply So…. I can't help wondering when the "best shoes for kicking Nazis right out of your city" post is coming?? Maybe offbeat home? Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.