We totally respect that not everyone is into the whole “penis-themed bachelorette party” thang — but what if they're vegan penises?! Tasha, aka The Sweetest Vegan, made a recipe video for Bedazzled Penis Popsicles.
Why are we teasing you with chocolate covered penis popsicles? Because we think it could make for a really fun bachelorette party activity. Everyone can dip bananas in chocolate, then decorate them, and slurp 'em up. (Have I completely violated everyone yet?) Plus you'll get to say adorable things like Tasha's “Oh my gosh, black diamonds on a D!”
If you want to get your frozen delicious bedazzled penis pop on, watch this totally adorable and surprisingly safe-for-work video…
Of course, as Ariel pointed in the Offbeat Bride book… if you're into making/eating penis food, you should NOT feel limited to doing so at bachelorette parties. PENIS FOOD FOR EVERY DAY!