Non-heinous men's sandals

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Someone asked me the other day, "Is there such a thing as men's sandals that aren't heinous?" and I was all OH HO HO, you have come to the right place with that question. Then I fired up my laptop, cracked my knuckles, and dove in. These men's sandals could be great options for your casual backyard BBQ wedding, your beach destination wedding, or, hell: just a dinner out. I've got everything from more casual flip-flops and thongs, to more formal criss-cross slides, a few fisherman's sandals, all the way to a pair of Vivienne Westwoods that bring the full gladiator realness.

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And we all know where I stand on the "GAME OVER" wedding stuff, but I feel like someone somewhere will find these shoes hilarious: