It’s your fingernails’ special daaaaaaaaay, too!

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I just received this message from a clueless publicist who clearly didn't actually read this website before emailing me, and it's so funny that I have to share:

[Cheezy Bridal Magazine] and [Cosmetics company] have teamed up to create a collection of must-have shades for every bride-to-be . Guided by [Cheezy Bridal Magazine], the industry's authority on wedding day beauty and nail color [Cosmetics company] has custom designed Diamond Strength Nail Color shades to suit every blushing bride . . . this is the perfect “marriage” between America's bridal expert and America's #1 nail expert.

The “Just Engaged!” Collection is available in the following 8 shades: Sheer Magic, I Do, True Love, First Dance, Wedding Bells, Sealed With A Kiss, Passion Flower, Wedding Bliss

WHAT THEY COST: $4.75
WHERE TO FIND THEM: Drugstores nationwide

If interested, we can send samples!!

Bwahahahaha. Ridiculous.

Comments on It’s your fingernails’ special daaaaaaaaay, too!

  1. I want to know what colour First Dance is. I’m almost sure it won’t be blue like ours will be ;o).

    Seriously though – what were they thinking?!!

  2. I tried to stop biting my nails and grow then for the wedding. I gave up. It was one more thing driving me crazy, so I just let them revert to their natural state. In all the pictures you can see my bitten-down, stumpy fingers, and I don’t care.

  3. Wait a minute. What am I saying? No you can’t! You can’t see my fingers! In fact, in the majority of the pictures, there is no focus on my hands because I was having too much fun!

  4. Yes, I agree with Karen exactly! I ran across them and their all the palest, most demure shades of pink. Every single one. Barf.

  5. Er, excuse me, but would someone who would be swayed by the desire to have “Wedding Bliss” fingernails actually stoop to buying her nail polish in a drugstore instead of a department store, or for that matter, to do her own nails?

    What might be cool, though, is if you actually incorporated the nail polish into the ceremony. Like, you could go in with the shade “I Do,” then right after you leave the ceremony you could paint your nails “Wedding Bells,” and then before your first dance, you could put on the “First Dance” shade… It could be performance art!

  6. “…the industry’s authority on wedding day beauty and nail color…”

    Last I check I was the authority when it came to my wedding day beauty. Call me crazy :P.

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