The opposite of classy: IRON FIST wedding shoes all up in your eyeballs #Wedding Shoes#goth#halloween#skulls September 21 2012 | Ariel offbeatresilience This post features offbeat affiliates, meaning that if you buy something featured, you'll be financially supporting this site's mission of bringing awesomeness to readers everywhere. A couple weeks ago I tried to get my classy on by featuring Ruche's totally lovely vintage-styled shoes. And, I mean, they really ARE lovely. But now the pendulum must swing, and we must look at some shoes that are lovely in a different way… in a way that's a bit more up in your face-hole, with style names like Bonebreaker, Rip My Heart Up, and Glamour Guts. Much as I love Iron Fist shoes, they are NOT what I'd call "classy" (I mean, does having a rainbow unicorn printed on your pumps count as "classy"?) and that's exactly why some bitches like me love 'em! These are shoes for your Halloween wedding, your zombie-themed reception, or maybe just a very late night boudoir session… Related Post Creepy skull shoes for Halloween weddings and beyond It's almost Halloween and while I know most of you Hallowedding brides probably already have your shoes all set, I still can't resist the urge... Read more TO DORK OUT ON SOOOOOO MANY MORE IRON FIST STYLES, CLICK HERE! Random bonus shoe! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of the Offbeat Bride book, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or working on her next book, Offbeat Resilience, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. You can get to know her better on her Insta stories. PREVIOUS Package your cookie favors in CD Sleeves NEXT Evergram just revolutionized your wedding guestbook and it's COMPLETELY FREE! Show/Hide comments [ 15 ] I have so many pairs of Iron Fist shoes – they are smegging awesome, and unexpectedly, super comfy! Awesome choice of shoes 3 agree Reply Ahhhahahahhahaha, "smegging awesome." New favorite phrase. I have many friends who will appreciate it. 🙂 Also, that first shoe is totally classy. Champagne satin and silver? With slim cut black dress pants and a tucked in white button down shirt, with a pompadour, suspenders, and red matte lipstick optional? Intergender glam awesomeness. (Extra points for wearing thick black rimmed glasses.) 3 agree Reply Oh smeg, you watch red dwarf too? And, the whiteish anchor/roses are cool, and would be perfect for our nautical wedding if she didn't already have shoes… hers are more like the bonus shoe. "chunky heel oxfords" 1 agrees Reply Yes! Reply I just purcahsed my first pair a few weeks ago. I'm obsessed. The height had me worried at first, but they are very comfy. Oh, and for those on a budget – Justfab now offers a pretty big array of these shoes. I got mine for 19.95 with the 50% new member discount. Huzzah! Reply Whoa. These shoes are fabulous! Reply So many more styles over here. Reply Yay! I totally found my PERFECT wedding flats at Iron Fist! 1 agrees Reply I love Iron Fist shoes but I wish they made some lower heel options (not flats) for us girls that are 6'0+. The designs are SO awesome though and I would have loved to wear a pair for our wedding but I'd be towering over my groom. 1 agrees Reply Oh man, Iron Fist make beautiful, BEAUTIFUL shoes and if I was a millionaire and miracle worker I would buy ALL the Iron Fist shoes… Unfortunately, I find wearing really high heels difficult and super uncomftable so I am doomed to stare hungrily and lust after these shoes for all eternity… Reply I am completely obsessed with Ironfist shoes – my only issue is where I am there's not too many choices, and the place I'm getting married at has loaads of stairs and cobblestones (and try to walk on cobblestones with stiletto platform heels, it's not fun) 🙁 But Ironfist rules! Reply Yay, IronFist! I've already got mine picked out for my wedding. I went with LoveLace which aren't shown here, but brilliantly have a heeled version for the day, and flats for the reception when I'm a bit more wobbly and fibro-d out. And a matching bag so I can keep my medication close by, and the anxiety down! Reply I love love love some fancy shoes, but why, oh why, must all heals be gigantic stilettos? Isn't there a nice sensible heel around a 2 inch height that still looks fancy as hell? Reply You mean like these? http://www.modcloth.com/shop/shoes-heels/bow-n-places-heel-in-white Or these? http://shopruche.com/cambridge-crossing-wedges.html Or these? http://www.modcloth.com/shop/shoes-heels/at-first-sight-heel-in-teal All lower heels I've featured in past posts! Reply I'd like to purchase a pair of shoes, brand iron fist. is it made in china? Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. 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