These hilarious wine bottles will create the best wedding selfies ever

November 20 2018 | bijouxandbits
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These hilarious wine bottles will create the best wedding selfies ever
Sipping wine in my living room IS classy, okay?

If you're wondering if you can bring a little tongue-in-cheek humor to your wedding, I've got a pretty rad solution. Smashing Bottles Inc. is one of our kick-ass vendors whose Lost Inhibitions line of white and red wine provides both amazing and high quality wine AND snarky labels that can add a very extra elements to your wedding. Whether you're opting to provide wine on your table or providing a take-home favor to your guests, wedding party, or select honorees, these bottles are a total win for selfies.

These hilarious wine bottles will create the best wedding selfies ever

Delish wine

The Lost Inhibitions red line is a California varietal comprised of Petite Sirah, Merlot, Zinfandel, and Alicante Bouchet. It has a nose of jammy blackberry, cherry, and raspberry with hints of black pepper and vanilla. You'll want this one paired with your heartier meals and meats.

Their white's varietal composition includes Chardonnay, Muscat of Alexandria, and Sauvignon Blanc. There are fruit aromas of apricot, guava, peach, melon, and lemon zest with hints of vanilla. This white is great as an apertif and also pairs super well with buttered popcorn, grilled seafood, and soft cheeses.

These hilarious wine bottles will create the best wedding selfies ever

Funny labels

The labels are where things get really interesting. There are tons of phrases available in the cases so you can get as sappy, snarky, naughty, and raucous as you like! Maybe each table has its own feel? They'll come in super handy if you want to honor the couple who has been married longest ("I earned this") or maybe gift your wedding party with a bottle to take home ("I really really love you guys"), or give a bottle to a winning shot in the photo booth ("You'd better delete that").

OR: maybe you could use one of these for a wine unity ceremony? ("Tonight is the night," "Mind if I speak my mind?")

It's like decor meets a photo booth meets favor meets thank you card all in one. Plus, who doesn't love a good bottle of wine?

These hilarious wine bottles will create the best wedding selfies ever

How to snag these

Smashing Bottles is also featured in our Offbeat Vendors guide!
You can buy these online here where there are over 100 different bottle sayings. Since it's booze, there are a few limitations — they can currently ship to California, Oregon, Florida, New Mexico, and Minnesota. But look for these in your local stores in Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, DC, Georgia, Minnesota, Colorado, Oklahoma, Michigan, and Wyoming, too!

A discount, you say?

Offbeat reader promotion:
For full case orders on their Smashing Bottles website order page type in "LI30" under "Have a coupon code" to receive $30 off!

These hilarious wine bottles will create the best wedding selfies ever

  1. Does this Offbeat promotion extend to Canada by chance? Have had their bottles of wine before. Bought one for my girls that said "Bitches Get Shit Done!"
    Amazing.

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