Happy 4th Anniversary, Andreas! #Site News August 7 2008 | Ariel arielmstallings Today is our 4th wedding Anniversary! To celebrate, I thought I would share a few outtakes from our wedding photos. Me and my duct-taped boobs pushing Dre on the swing. The boobs totally distract me here. This one totally looks like we're engaged in some hot conjugal buttsecks. Look, I'm all braced against a tree and everything! It's allowed! We're married now! The bride took the crazytrain express to weddingtown and will eat your soul! When I make faces like this, it's usually because I think I'm being funny. How terribly wrong I am. Who wants to caption these photos in the comments? Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of the Offbeat Bride book, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing books, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. You can get to know her better on her Insta stories. PREVIOUS How to plan a wedding in 2 months NEXT sick Show/Hide comments [ 23 ] I'm not that witty. So, I'll just wish you and Andreas a Happy Anniversary. 🙂 Reply I'm not that witty either, but also wanted to say happy anniversary. And that I *love* the swing picture! Reply Congrats! Yesterday was Tom and I's 4 year anniversary (from when we started dating). YAY! Reply Awww the swing pic is way cute and the boobage can always be photoshopped! Reply I like the second picture. It looks like maybe you moved the wrong way, and you are gasping in pain because the duct tape ripped a nipple off! Congrats,Happy 4 Years! Reply Congrats! These pics are HILARIOUS! I wish I could think of captions, but I think the pictures speak for themselves. Your wedding looked like SO MUCH FUN! Reply Honestly, I thought the first one was sweet and did not think of buttsecks til I read your comment. For you second picture, how about: "Bridezillas? HA! I eat Bridezillas for breakfast." And for the third one: "Duct tape–is there anything it can't do?" Reply Congrats!! Reply Happy 4th Anniversary!!!!! Reply Not sure about captions, but the second one makes me wonder where Andreas' right hand was at that moment. 😉 Happy Fourth-a-versary! Reply for the third photo here's my caption "Tiny duct taped lady marries swinging giant" that's the best i can do! congrats on the anniversary 😀 By the way, how exactly did you duct tape your boobs? I have no idea what to do with my double Ds in my backless dress :S Reply 1. "Smile for the pornographer, honey!" 2. "Another picture? ANOTHER posed picture? I WILL EAT YOUR CAMERA IF THIS ISN'T THE LAST ONE! 3. "Taking pictures is much more fun after blazing a fatty. Wheee!" Reply Oh happy anniversary! So cute! Reply congrats! I love love love your pictures, your wedding looks like it was a really fun and happy event, which I think pretty much sums up what a wedding should be all about: love, fun and happiness! Reply Dude, where did you get Andreas' shirt? I wantttt one for my own little offbeat groom! I'll madly search the site for the answer, but if you see this, let me know! 🙂 And captions… well I'm not clever enough! but happy 4th to you both! Reply Congrats on the anniversary! Also: Wowza, Andreas is a looker! If you two ever chose to procreate, you'd have some purdy little OBB's– Offbeat Babies! 🙂 Reply HAPPY ANNIVERSARY! Did the duct tape hurt any coming off? Just seems like it would. Reply I'm actually still laughing about YOUR caption to the second one…I am totally working that explanation in to a sentence today. HAPPY FOURTH!! Reply Aww, congratulations! I hope you have a great anniversary. Reply #1 makes me think your gonna break out into dance! #2- "in the midst of romantic picture taking andreas thought that now would be the perfect time to tell his bride that his parents would be moving in" (there is just something about newlyweds living with mom n' pop that makes me giggle. perhaps because my FH and i have been there twice.) and #3 is actually sweet i think. also- nothin wrong with some boobage! Reply Happy anniversary! I'd come up with captions, but I think you did a pretty good job on that…I'm a big fan of the second one, because I totally do the same thing and feel your pain when looking back at the photos afterwards. Reply Hell's Belles woman. Late Happy an-er-verse-a-ry! Big hugs to the both of you. Reply […] so my photo collection for GroomsOnSwings.com has only had one photo […] Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. 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