This gradiated cake will make you need to change your metaphorical pants #Food#cake#kentucky Updated Oct 12 2015 (Posted Sep 25 2013) Ariel arielmstallings Photo by GingerSnaps Shh. No talking. Let's just quietly bask in the sweet visual deliciousness of this green-to-blue gradiated cake. You can call it ombre if you're into that kind of thing, I'm just going to call it the most gorgeous cake I've seen today, and go change my metaphorical pants, which I may have just metaphorically soiled. Offbeat Bride Tribe member Emilydeer has the full scoop: The cake was made by Twisted Sifter in Danville, KY. The flavors were amazing: Bourbon spice with orange butter cream, hot chocolate, chocolate chip with cookie butter, and Ale81 (a local ginger ale)." Ariel Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and the forthcoming From Shitshow To Afterglow, Ariel Meadow Stallings acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing books, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. She writes weekly essays for her new publication, The Afterglow. PREVIOUS Catherine & Agustin's chic Latino love on a budget wedding NEXT Bad-ass brides need an equally bad-ass cake: Xena meets Wonder Woman Show/Hide comments [ 10 ] This is a gorgeous, gorgeous cake – but I am flipping out about gradiated. I can't come up with a spot on replacement, but gradient, something, please, anything other than gradiated. Is it just me? It is setting off all my spidey 'that's not a real word' senses. Reply Hehe, I had the same thought – it ran along the lines of graduated colours? colour gradients? Then I thought oooh cake! and got distracted Reply I AM A WRITER WHO MAKES UP WORRDSSSSSSSS!!! Reply Apparently two people on urban dictionary think gradiated means "The process of graduating highschool/college/university based upon physical merit alone. " And at least one person thinks gradiate is "the unofficial verb of gradient, often used in image manipulation." That second one sounds more on point to me. Oh, the internet. Also, AMAZING CAKE! Reply Meh, I'd just call it a fancy-pants color-changing cake! Or just AWESOME. how about that? (I may need to put this one in the inspiration file…mmmmm colorful cake.) Reply I need to get married again! So that I can have this cake! Mmmm, cake. Reply I am sending this to Future Hubbs immediately and I will demand that we figure out a way to incorporate this awesomeness into our cake. I can see it now! Purple> Red > Orange… Oh, I think I'm in loooove! <3 Reply Oooh, pretty! So cool! 🙂 My first thought was "OMG, it's like that cake is wearing a Wai-Ching dress!" Reply Ha! Love that. 🙂 Reply I'm flipping over the FLAVORS. Ginger ale cake? Mmmmm Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.