If you're on my same wedding date trajectory (Wedding Season 2017!) then you're probably frantically looking for gifts for your wedding party. And, you're also noticing that almost all things labeled “wedding party gifts” have “bridesmaid” emblazoned across them in giant cursive letters. Welp, my wedding party is co-ed, and I don't see my best friend Ken rocking that “best bridesmaids ever” tank top any time soon.
So here are some of my favorite gender-neutral wedding party gifts (that are also slightly NSFW) that I've found whilst on my search…
Sure, you can gift them their favorite expensive bottle of wine… but you could also gift them a cheaper bottle of wine with an awesome custom label picked just for them! Is your bridesman more of a “punch you in the face” kinda guy or a “run away” kind of guy? Celebrate whatever kind of guy or gal you got on your hands with wine… lots of wine.
Snarky handkerchiefs FOR ALL! These ones come in all kinds of patterns, including solid, so they can make sweet gifts for your crybabies as well as look great as a pocket square.
Star Wars Robes
Who says wedding party robes have to be all flowery, or embroidered with anything over than a blaster? These Star Wars robes are perfect for lounging pre-wedding and great for photo ops!
Personalized water bottles
Encourage your wedding party to stay hydrated, and avoid cooties, with personalized water bottles. You can do names, monograms, or inside jokes. Whatever it takes to know which bottle belongs to which wedding party member.
Bags and totes
I love a foul-mouthed tote bag. Especially one that literally does what it says, like the “keep your shit together” toiletry bag.
Or you could make your foul-mouthed tote bag more subtle by embroidering the inside with a secret naughty message. Who in your party is a gentleperson on the streets and a freak in the sheets?
No one. Doesn't. Like. The. Golden. Girls. No one.
Whether they're winosaurs or beer-lovers, get everyone a personalized bottle opener that shows them that, while they may be knobheads… they're your favorite knobheads.
What gender-neutral (and slightly NSFW) wedding party gifts are you planning to get your favorite knobheads?