This one funny wedding RSVP line will make your guests laugh all the way to a reply #Invitation advice#humor#invitation wording#invitations#rsvp#steal-this-idea April 21 2016 | Catherine Clark bijouxandbits More funny invitations here We know that getting guests to RSVP to the wedding is like getting your cat to cook dinner: rare but appreciated. Okay it never happens, and RSVPs tend to feel the same way. But with one tiny addition on your RSVP, you can subtly and humorously tell your guests you mean business about this RSVP deadline. Just add something to the effect of, "If you don't RSVP by [date], please bring a chair and a sandwich." Ya'll ain't getting fed if you don't RSVP, folks. It's a funny wedding RSVP addition we can get behind for all your lazy, busy, and just plain forgetful guests (who you love anyway!). Hell, maybe you've been one of those lazy guests yourself. At least this line will give you a head start in chasing down the coveted RSVPs you'll surely be hunting down later. More RSVP chasing advice What if wedding guests don't RSVP? (With copy 'n' paste messages to send!) So you're down the wire with only a month left before your wedding date, and you still have a third of your guests who haven't RSVPed? Here's what to do,… Read More 3 ways to chase down RSVPs from lazy guests I'm five weeks out from my wedding, and I'm still missing about 30% of my RSVPs. We won't get into why it's so hard for people to send in a… Read More De-stress your RSVP process by using this literary magazine secret Something I see all the time is people sighing/complaining/fretting because their RSVP date has come and gone, yet only 50 of the 200 people invited have RSVPed at all. Thankfully,… Read More Will you be using this trick to LOL your guests into submission? Let us know if it works for you! Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Catherine Clark Catherine Clark is Offbeat Bride's Senior Editor. In her spare time she loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur baby, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com. @enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits PREVIOUS This masquerade dragon wedding satisfies your inner khaleesi AND Disney princess NEXT Game of Thrones wedding details for your totally non-Red Wedding Show/Hide comments [ 6 ] We did this! I was a bit worried people would find it rude but everyone I've spoken to has said it made them laugh 🙂 2 agree Reply I feel like it only skirts that line, but ultimately people will probably take it just fine. 😉 1 agrees Reply I really like this line because it's inclusive. It doesn't say, "If you don't reply, you can't come. End of story." I felt like if I didn't RSVP, I wouldn't be hated or excluded; I would just have to accommodate myself. That makes the difference to me. 4 agree Reply I love the whole Mad Libs concept of this! But can anyone think of something to put if your venue has strict limitations on guest numbers? I'm sure some of us know people just silly enough to actually follow through with that suggestion! I agree with Cassie, I like that it's not completely exclusionary and I would have no problem if someone did this, but in some cases it's not an option. Reply I am sending the "Save The Date" card of my son' wedding to my friends. They don't know my son or his name. How would I say on the card so they know that I will invite them (or who we are). Reply You could make the return address your name, so folks would know before they even open the envelope. Alternately, use a decorative sticky note (like these https://www.amazon.com/Sticky-Assorted-Shapes-Square-Arrows/dp/B01BHTMGXG) to actually stick a little note on the cards themselves, saying something like "Hope you can make it to my son's wedding! Love, Kimlien" Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.