Funny wedding program: So you’re going to sit through a wedding – DOWNLOADABLE FILE

We recently featured Karen and Ian's amazing swords and boards geek-tacular wedding, to much praise. However, one element was hinted at, but lacked details… it was their program entitled, “So You're Going to Sit Through a Wedding.”

We asked Karen to give us more information, and she admitted that Ian did the writing since he has a flair for comedy.

Want to steal this funny wedding program for your own wedding day!

Of course you do, because this hilarious wedding program has been shared on Pinterest over 250,000 times!

We've got a peek at the text of the funny wedding program, and then also a downloadable fully editable file so that you can customize the text and make it your own.

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Now, this very funny wedding program includes all of the information that's very specific to Karen & Ian's wedding — explaining where to go and when, how to use the couple's DIY photo booth, and the ins-and-outs of all of their geeky details including the chocolate dice and giant inflatable D20.

…But the program also gracefully and humorously informs everyone about the touchy details of the booze supply and the DJs “do not play” list.

Want to avoid tons of questions when you just want to snog your partner and relax?

This kind of program could save your sanity. Even grandmas find it hilarious:

Here's the text of the funny wedding program:

Want to make a funny wedding program like this for YOUR wedding?

Over 250k shares on Pinterest can't be wrong. If you want to steal this idea for YOUR wedding, you can download the FULLY EDITABLE funny wedding program file now. (Oh and might we suggest printing these with Vistaprint? They make printing so freaking easy and affordable.)

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Catherine Clark loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur babies, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com.