This funny RSVP card has an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list #Invitation DIY#diy invitations#humor#invitation wording#invitations#printables#rsvp June 30 2016 | Catherine Clark bijouxandbits Designed by the author Related Post What if wedding guests don't RSVP? (With copy 'n' paste messages to send!) So you're down the wire with only a month left before your wedding date, and you still have a third of your guests who haven't... Read more I've seen tons of variations on this funny RSVP card around the web, so we thought we'd try out our own version as a free downloadable printable. Whether your guests will be happily accepting or tongue-in-check happily declining… there's an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list. Who knows — maybe it'll inspire the slackers to actually send their card in before you start the RSVP hounding process. We've got two versions, a pastel colored one and a black and white one. Just download the PDFs below, add in a line for your RSVP date in your preferred image-editing software (or just include that elsewhere), and print! Download the funny RSVP cards: Colored version Black and white version The card is a standard American postcard size (5.59 x 4.34 inches). It can be printed on your own printer, but going the internet route (like via VistaPrint or similar) is easy and affordable. More free wedding printables await you if you're game to try them out! This one funny wedding RSVP line will make your guests laugh all the way to a reply We know that getting guests to RSVP to the wedding is like getting your cat to cook dinner: rare but appreciated. Okay it never happens, and RSVPs tend to feel… Read More Will you be using this funny RSVP card in your invitation set? Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Catherine Clark Catherine Clark is Offbeat Bride's Senior Editor. In her spare time she loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur baby, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com. @enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits PREVIOUS This liquid nitrogen ice cream bar makes science flippin' delicious NEXT I got a Dark Garden corset fitted to my skeleton Show/Hide comments [ 5 ] Love this! We made our own RSVP cards and had something like 12 different combinations of yes and no responses. They ranged from simple like: "YES!" or "NO." to a little more complicated like "We will be there with bells on!" or "We would come, but we just don't want to." They were super fun to create and honestly made getting declines a little less sad. 1 agrees Reply Did you have any trouble with older or more traditionally-minded guests getting confused by the options, or did everyone (I hope!) get it? Reply No, we didn't really have any issues. We just tried to make it super clear which option was the yes and which was the no. The more traditionally minded guests generally declined or didn't bother sending it back! One issue we did run into was with the RSVP cards for people who had a guest option. Under the Yes and No options we included a line that said "Name of Guest _______________" so we could create an escort card for everyone. In retrospect I wish we had worded it "Name of Your Plus One" because we had a surprising number of guests who filled in their OWN names but not the name of their dates. Those took some phone calls to straighten out. Reply A friend used RSVP cards a lot like these. Because I'm difficult I checked: 'enthusiastically attend', 'resentfully attend' and added 'while travelling to the wedding' and 'decline to respond but ultimately attend' and added 'because I cannot resist an oxymoron. The first two turned out to be completely accurate. Reply A friend used RSVP cards a lot like these. Because I'm difficult I checked: 'enthusiastically attend', 'resentfully attend' and added 'while travelling to the wedding' and 'decline to respond but ultimately attend' and added 'because I cannot resist an oxymoron. The first two turned out to be completely accurate. Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.