YOU WEREN'T INVITED: Funny elopement announcements [Updated for 2021!]

Updated Jun 20 2021
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We love how this funny elopement announcement makes the advantages of eloping very clear!

Ok, so you did it: you knew there might be blowback or hurt feelings, but you decided to elope anyway because, well, elopements are awesome. Now you're married, and you're looking for elopement announcement ideas. That's cool! If you're looking for elopement wording, cute elopement cards, and funny elopement announcements, we're here for you.

We love the audacity of these cards! If you know your friends and family have a great sense of humor, these are for you!
If you want to go a little less daring, this card has a more gently worded elopement announcement.
These funny elopement cards go for a bold typographic design.
Who doesn't love a good antelope pun!?
How much do you love the contrast between the design of these cards, and their "shit just got real" elopement announcement wording?

This last funny elopement card is a cute unfolding design…


Love is patient… but we're not email marriage announcement from Greenvelope


Yes, I know these "We did the damn thing!" email marriage announcements look like they're printed… but they're delivered as an email.

And what if you're having a post-elopement reception? This card is a great way to announce the elopement, AND invite folks to a little gathering afterwards:

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