Frowny-face groom #Wedding Porn August 31 2007 | Ariel arielmstallings Last week I was ranting about the stupid "Game Over" tshirt and its lame frowny-face groom. THIS, my friends, is how a frowny-face groom should look. If you're going to be gloomy, at least be fabulous while doing it. I totally want to caption this shot with something like, "But mother promised there'd be hand-monogrammed place settings. THESE PLACE SETTINGS ARE PRINTED!" (Thanks to NICHOLAS BEATTY for the photo!) Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of the Offbeat Bride book, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing books, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. You can get to know her better on her Insta stories. PREVIOUS Vineyard bike ride NEXT Rebecca's Midwest vineyard bike wedding Show/Hide comments [ 5 ] I don't think that shirt is particularly clever either. I guess it'd be cute as a one-off, you know, the guys down at the gym had it mocked up for a friend, but as a product? Meh. Reply Love the picture and imagined caption. Reply Thats classic! I should have made my husband wear that on our wedding day. Reply Not as a product; a lol. Um. Why don't I have permission to view the image? Reply oh I just read this and the other article and now feel totally bad that I found this funny 🙁 I even bought my fiance a t shirt with a ball and chain and "Under New Management" on it cos it made me laugh my ass off. But then I've always had a weird sense of humour. I can see some people would find them sexist/stereotypical etc…but I just took it as lighthearted banter really Reply Leave a Reply to Blake Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.