Erin!’s engagement announcement

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This engagement announcement cracks me up:

I'm excited and happy, don't get me wrong– it's just that the thought of planning a traditional wedding makes my brain scrunch down into my neck. I would make a terrible spy for a lot of reasons, but the biggest reason has to be that any amount of invaluable information can be extracted from me simply by handing over a Modern Bride magazine and telling me to make shit happen. I'm not religious, I'm not detail oriented, I have the attention span of a shark at the bottom of a waterslide, it's just not my deal.

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Comments on Erin!’s engagement announcement

  1. Thanks, Ariel. Not only is that engagement announcement hilarious, but I’m glad I found her blog–I found myself snorting and howling at every third sentence.

  2. What an enormous compliment, thank you! So funny, because over the weekend I was thinking that Offbeat Bride is going to be what keeps me sane for the next year.

  3. Oh Erin, thank you, thank you, thank you for making me less like a freak. We’re 7 months into an engagement (which happened after 8 years) and 9 months from the wedding and the squee people are driving me mad.

    I’m not alone. All is right with the universe. YAY!

  4. YES. all of it. love this blog, love erin’s too. finally, proof that i am not suffering from a genetic deformity because i don’t squeal or like lace.

  5. Erin, I have spent the last hour wading through a sea of announcements/invitations. I thought I might scream… then I found this lovely little blog. Thank you for making my day 🙂

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