Mingling strategies, and digestive system problems: Don't ignore THIS post-wedding advice!

Updated Dec 5 2020
Guest post by Wendy M. Ringie
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Photo by Melissa Jean Photography

I fervently wish I had paid more attention to the "lessons learned" blog posts on Offbeat Bride when I was planning my wedding.

There were quite a number of posts that, in hindsight, were fonts of wisdom and if I could go back to do it again, I would have printed them out and underlined them.

Alas, I kept thinking "that could never happen to me!" and thus ran into a few problems during the day of my wedding.

I also stumbled across some things that are not regularly discussed (post-wedding shoots? Having a mingling strategy?) and thought I'd share…

If you are hosting any parties or pre-wedding events at home, go ahead and spring for a professional cleaning

We had a casual backyard barbeque for the family meet-and-greet the day before the wedding. I would have had more time to do our actual day-before-the-wedding prep if I could have just scheduled a 2-3 hour pro cleaning either the night before the BBQ, or that morning. As it was, we had to push several very important errands to Wedding Day morning and things got seriously rushed as a result.

Communicate clearly, both pre-wedding and post-wedding events to relatives, out-of-town friends, and each other

Get a calendar and communicate this clearly amongst yourselves. My husband's aunt didn't know we were going to be leaving for the honeymoon immediately following the reception, and made her plans based on the assumption we were sticking around town a couple of nights. I really wanted to make some time to visit with my favorite aunt and uncle, but we accidentally double-booked with his dad (who flew in from Vietnam, which trumped my aunt's trip from California). We miscommunicated a few times about when, exactly, we were supposed to be at which relative's house or what restaurant. Neither of us had smart phones, so a paper-and-pen calendar would have come in super-handy the week of the wedding to keep ourselves and everyone else in the loop.

If you are painting your nails, a shellac manicure is worth the extra money

I chip manicures like cray-cray. I'm tough on my hands even when I'm not at work and I tend to go for jobs where I get my hands get banged up or dirty a lot. Most regular manicures last a day or two if I'm lucky, so I generally skip them. Ladies and gents, it's been two weeks since my shellac mani-pedi and I have only three minor chips — all earned after the wedding. My nail salon charges nearly twice as much for shellac, but I am highly pleased with the result.

Allow an extra fifteen to twenty minutes for each task on your timeline to be accomplished

Things will be delayed, take longer than you think they will, or need to be carefully explained to someone. Someone's car will start acting funky. The best man will forget the catering and have to go back to Whole Foods to get it. A health issue might flare up or a new one might arise. The bride's nervous belly will move its unhappiness to lower parts of the digestive system while she is trying to fluff her petticoat (or as we now call it, the pooty-coat) and dressing will be delayed by the hysterical laughter. Your hair and makeup will take longer than expected. And the groom will forget his good dress shirt at home and someone will need to retrieve it for him.

Even if all the little snafus take less than five minutes to recover and manage per incident, every second adds up.

If you're DIYing your set-up, start at least an hour earlier than planned

I had a specific vision for how I wanted things to be set up, but I had to leave in the middle of everything because I had to get my hair and makeup done. I wish I had allotted more time to be hands-on. We also should have allowed more set-up time so that our helpers could have some breathing space themselves.

If you're DIYing any part of the food…

Delegate someone to keep an eye on the food and know enough about your menu to answer questions. And keep some cheap to-go boxes around just in case.

Seriously, knowing that we were going to run out of lemonade BEFORE it happened was awesome. Having someone around who knew how to cut cake properly was awesome — we made the initial slice, but someone else sliced the rest. Having someone who knew which cookies were vegan, which were gluten-free, and which appetizers had nuts/eggs/nightshades/other allergens was a gift from the gods. I am so glad I made the decision and sent our food person all the relevant info beforehand, and assigned her an assistant.

My one regret is that we should have had some to-go boxes. The friend who made all of our cakes had to leave suddenly and we had no way to make her slice easy to transport! It would have also been nice to have an extra slice or two on the way to our honeymoon.

Organize, and have backups

Having a wedding day binder to hand off to our day-of coordinator was extremely useful. And I did have the foresight to bring my iPod with all our ceremony and reception music on it, when my laptop decided it didn't want to find any of my music files. I wish I had more clearly labeled certain things and put sticky-notes with any instructions or relevant info, e.g. who gets corsages/boutonnières on those boxes, or that this particular bowl is to be used to serve the raspberries at the dessert table.

Even if you think you're sufficiently organized, you're probably not. Get another set of eyes on all your instructions and organizational materials to make sure they can be clearly understood by another person.

Make sure you eat

I kept reading this bit of sage wisdom and thought "Yeah right: nothing could keep me away from my food on my wedding day!"

I learned the hard way that everyone is going to try to pull you in a million directions at once during your wedding, and none if it is towards the buffet line. As a result, I had very little between the two or three donuts I scarfed at 9am for breakfast, and the burger I made my husband get me after we left the venue at 5pm. One slider and one slice of cake is not a sufficient meal, and I really should have asked my maid of honor to both fetch me food and make sure I had ten minutes to eat it.

Hydrate

This seems obvious, but again, it's something that doesn't necessarily cross your mind during all the swirls of people and activity. Make sure you have a glass or bottle of water at all times, and every half hour make sure you drain that sucker. You will talk a lot at your wedding, and though alcohol, soda, or lemonade are pleasant-tasting, they won't wet your whistle like plain water.

Discuss how you're going to "work the room" during your reception

It's impossible to find time at your wedding to say hello to everyone, and if you've got the least bit of social anxiety, it can be a daunting task. We really should have sat down and had a ten-minute conversation about how we were going make sure our guests were greeted and thanked, and what introductions needed to be made when we were planning. I know there were some people on his side of the family with whom I should have chatted more, and there were several on my side he wanted to meet, but we spaced it.

My suggestion is to make a list of out-of-town guests your spouse has to meet, and VIPs (like grandparents, known-them-since-I-was-in-diapers family friends, or old teachers) for whom it's essential your partner and you give a hug and a hello.

If you can swing it, schedule a post-wedding photography shoot

Since we never had an engagement shoot with our photographer, and our package came with one, we scheduled a post-wedding shoot instead. During the time between becoming engaged and getting married, we have really become a family and I wanted something to reflect our everyday life together, as well as some fancy wedding photos. I felt the resulting album would be something our grandchildren could look back on, and understand on a visceral level that this is what marriage looks like.

Budget wisely for the wedding and fuck the budget on the honeymoon

We had planned a three day mini-moon at a local hot springs resort and had budgeted about $1,000 for it. We also received nearly another $600 in cash during our wedding itself, which we used during the honeymoon. We spent every dime of that money and dipped into savings a little, too.

We can always make more money, but we only get one honeymoon. Go a little nuts on your honeymoon, because you deserve it.

More digestion issues? More mingling strategies? Can you think of any other post-wedding tips that we haven't covered yet?

  1. Yes! I would also add that if you think of something, just grab someone around you to help! You'd be amazed how many people will just drop everything to help you on your wedding day. About ten minutes before we were supposed to have our "grand exit" to the car, I realized that neither one of us had put our overnight bags into the car. I was frantically trying to find the person with the car keys, figure out what car my bag was in, what car my husband's stuff was in, and a friend stopped me in the hall to ask why I was being a crazy person. I gave her the rundown and she told me to stop, get my butt back on the dance floor, and let her take care of it.

    She wasn't a bridesmaid, a designated helper, or anything: she just genuinely wanted to make sure I was in a stress-free zone.

    TL;DR – people WANT to help you. Just ask.

    • Yup – one friend – not a bridesmaid just a general sensible person took one look at me coming back from the cold photos outside and got me a hot drink. Another friend offered to drop my cousin at the train station (not even on their way home). If people offer to help let them. They wouldn't ask if they didn't want to and some days you need all the help you can get. 4 people filling voile favour bags is way quicker than 2.

      Also hang onto your drink/food. If you don't take it with you while you chat to people it will disappear.

  2. Yes and yes on the food issues thing. Because of all the crazy in the days leading up to our wedding, I hadn't been eating very well (read: no regular meals, lots of trashy restaurant/takeout, etc). I did really well the breakfast and the lunch the day-of, but then my dress was SO. TIGHT. that I couldn't fit a shred of the supper in at the reception (I hadn't tested my dress sitting down for extended periods, and definitely not with trying to eat or right after a nice meal). Breakfast the next morning was rather late due to a few hotel issues and general sleeping-in. Then we left for our honeymoon on the red-eye flight (read: even less nutrition at irregular times). Result? Very sick and weak bride for first 2 days of honeymoon in Rome. I don't recommend it… Eat instead!!! (and get a dress that you can eat in!)

  3. Yeah, I also made some mistakes which I could have avoided if taken all the advice from forums more seriously. Basically, it was due to insufficient communication about what is in which box or bag and where those things need to be placed (so nobody knew where the guest book was until somebody asked me), also I was so relaxed during whole evening that I forgot to take our special wedding umbrella for some important pictures. Most important lesson here – don't plan all the wedding in your head, do it on paper or spreadsheet, and share it with several people, so they can take over if necessary!

  4. Thank you for the advice, it's really very useful, I appreciate it, but I have to say, there's so much pressure, specially on brides, to have a perfect day, look perfect, be lovely, charming, a good, host,etc . I'm pretty sure in a space of 6-8 hours, I'm not gonna have time to spend quality time with each family member, dance with my friends, take beautiful pictures, and make sure everyone is taken care of. Some things will go slightly wrong, hopefully, with advice from other brides, like this post, some of the silly annoying mistakes can be avoided, but I think all brides need to do is BE HAPPY don't worry, you'll remember the happy times,the wedding is basically just a party, slightly more emotional than usual and with a pretty dress, that's all, relax. ????

  5. I second the shellac suggestion! My last shellac manicure lasted 2 weeks without any chipping, and even when the nail polish started to wear off my nails still looked pretty damn good.

    • I was just thinking about doing this myself. But, now, certain companies are coming out with gel polish that doesn't require a light to cure/dry. I thought, why not try using the clear top coat with regular polish? So, last week I decided to pick up a bottle to see how it would work. It's a MIRACLE!!!! My mani has lasted 4 days without a chip and I've only had to add another thin layer to reseal it when I was afraid it would chip last night.
      The brand I tried is Finger Paints and is available at Sally's Beauty. They have some lovely colors of gel polish, but I love the fact that I can get the clear top coat and get a gel manicure with the nail polish I already own.

  6. One thing I wish I would have thought of: if you are prone to motion sickness in any way do NOT rent a limo. I have never been more car sick in my entire life because it was also really hot and crowded in the limo and my dress was tight. The padding that they sewed into my dress so I didn't have to wear a bra was pushing into my chest so hard because of the stupid way I had to sit in the limo that I was almost in tears. I ended up delaying the reception so I would feel better, I barely ate any of the food, and I didn't have a single drink at my own wedding. My mother had medicine and once that kicked in and I was dancing I was fine but if I could go back and change that I would.

    • I second the no limo thing! I have been a bridesmaid in two weddings that have used limos and it was the most uncomfortable ride of my life! the boning in those dresses does not allow one to sit comfortably in a chair, let alone in a LOW LOW seat with a recline… SO uncomfortable, i can't even fathom it in my dress. i'm riding shotgun in my sister's high off the ground mini van with the seat straight up 😛

  7. Great advice! We will be avoiding a lot of troubles due to having a such a small celebration. But we both know trouble can still brew, even at a small wedding. Don't underestimate what can go wrong! Lol be as prepared as possible!

  8. Absolutely genius. I am so going to get some Chinese takeout boxes so our guests can take full advantage of the dessert table.
    I never would have thought of that.

  9. Create a master vendor list with name, address and phone numbers, as well as contact and pertinent details and share with wedding party and wedding location coordinator.
    I had two large Tupperware bins at home and anything that I needed at the wedding ceremony would get dropped into those bins so I wasn't searching for things at the last minute.
    Don't sweat the small stuff. I made a music CD for cocktail hour and forgot it because I took it out of my bin to show it to someone and never put it back… Oh Well. I gave my MC a list of artists and told him to play their music and other similar to it. Best I could do, nobody knew the difference. 🙂

  10. ok Im the mom of the new bride,am I getting too emotional or is my thinking right.happy that my daughter is engaged,but have noticed a few hurtful things coming up.we had a rough life,no alcohol or drugs involved,but I was a single mother ,andthank goodness formy parents,but we had very little and had on and off jobs throughout the years.one of her friends growing up had the "perfect family and spent alot of time there,she has gotten close to the parents especiallyin the lastfew years.friend has had her wedding now a child.my parents were very close to my kids, I thought as well.any way I found out about the engagement after them,she was going to invite them to meet his parents for the first time along with us,(i think its rude),and she had told me that they will be integral part of wedding,including her father walking down the aisle with her and my father,her grandfather,am I wrong in thinking that they have had 4 weddings in their family and should not be getting involved ,in my only daughters wedding,and being innapropriate in accepting the roles in the wedding and telling her that they would prefer to be guests or am I feeling sorry for myself

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