"Why, helloooo there" wedding heels

Updated Mar 15 2021
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Last week I featured a bunch of $40 shoes, prompting one commenter to note that they'd tried one of the styles, and they'd broken the first time she'd worn 'em. Annnnnnd, yep: I loves me some cheap shoes, but sometimes cheap shoes are, well, cheaply made. This week, I thought I'd swing the pendulum hard in the other budgetary direction and go for some designer heels.

Here's the deal with designer shoes: they're expensive. No denying. THEY ARE EXPENSIVE. But oh man, are they ever pretty, and the joy of designer wedding shoes is that they are the ultimate "buy it for your wedding; wear it over and over again" purchase. So yeah: $300 shoes aren't for everyone. $800 shoes aren't for most people. But it's free to drool, and I like drooling. Come with me as we look at some designer heels that cost more than I spent on my entire wedding outfit.

DSQUARED2 - W12A315027-44 (St Cocco Fard) - Footwear

DSQUARED2 - W12A318292-48 (Glitter Rosa) - Footwear

DSQUARED2 - W12A316317-6847 (Bordeaux/Tortora) - Footwear

Giuseppe Zanotti - I26207 (Fiamma) - Footwear

Alexander McQueen - 301264W0KY3 1075 (Black/Bone) - Footwear

Giuseppe Zanotti - E30132 (Cam Azalea) - Footwear

Cesare Paciotti - E222410 (Black/Gold) - Footwear

Alexander McQueen - 301296WAPA3 5006 (Pale Lilac) - Footwear

Giuseppe Zanotti - E36041 (Cam Pulcino) - Footwear

Giuseppe Zanotti - E30028 (Cam Mentos) - Footwear

Giuseppe Zanotti - E36052 (Faraone Salmone) - Footwear

DSQUARED2 - W12A307292-99 (Glitter Multicolor) - Footwear

DSQUARED2 - W12A313292-24 (Glitter Argento) - Footwear

Sergio Rossi - A31031 (Bronzo) - Footwear

DSQUARED2 - W12A503246 49 (SFumato Cherry) - Footwear

Paul Smith - Fontaine (Multi) - Footwear

Bottega Veneta - 302593VX720 8419 (Gold/Nero) - Footwear

DSQUARED2 - W12A215109 Pump (Nero/Bianco) - Footwear

Marc Jacobs - MJ18332 (Yellow Old West Calf) - Footwear

Sergio Rossi - A37710 (Rose) - Footwear

Stuart Weitzman Bridal & Evening Collection - Princess (Ivory Satin) - Footwear

  1. I know you did a large shoe post a while back – could you do a TINY feet post? My feet won't fit into anything bigger than a 5 1/2 and I have the most difficult time finding shoes in my size!

    • I'm taking a break from the "special needs" shoe posts for a bit — but I'll get there eventually, promise. 🙂

  2. Ooo–I drool over those blue polka dots!! There IS something a leetle bit funny about a $420 shoe called "Cheap and Chic" , though, right?! 😉

  3. I LOVE the first pair!!! i found a pair of Harajuku Lovers, one of Gwen Stefani's clothing and accessory lines. I can't figure out how to post an image. It is the Kalista pump. They are exactly what I want but, I can't find them in my size or the color. I'm afraid I won't find anything because I am so set on these.

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