I got a Dark Garden corset fitted to my skeleton #Sponsors: Fashion#corset#san francisco June 30 2016 | Ariel offbeatresilience This business paid a fee to be listed on Offbeat Bride because they feel their products and services are a great fit with offbeat philosophies… and we agree. Learn more about our ads. Yep, that's me in my Dark Garden corset, which is their Dollymop Overbust style. Dark Garden Corsetry is also featured in our Offbeat Vendors guide! Custom corsets are nothing new in these parts. I wore one at my wedding way back in 2004, and we've consistently ogled custom bridal corsets on Offbeat Bride in the decade we've been online. Clearly, I love corsets… but bodies just keep changing, and none of the three (!?!) corsets I own fit me correctly right now. This in mind, when Dark Garden in San Francisco offered to walk me through the process of getting measured and fit for a new corset made to my current measurements, I was all "Oh fuck yes." The first thing to know about getting fitted at Dark Garden is that just walking into the store is like stepping into a magically laced-up fairy land. Impeccably organized German steel boning and busks. Seriously, if you have an excuse even to just stroll past the window of their shop in Hayes Valley, you should. It's filled with vintage furniture, signed photos from Dita von Tease, gorgeous examples of their custom work in glass boxes, little crowns and magical bibs and bobs. It's… amazing. On my visit, I had the opportunity to meet with the owner of Dark Garden, Autumn Adamme, as well as one of her lead designers, Kalico Delafey of Dollymop, and Marianne Faulkner, an associate designer. The three of them talked me through how each of them approaches corsetry a little differently (historical! fantastical! playful!) and I learned that there's lots of crossover between millinery (hat making) and corsetry. I got a tour of the shop, including the amazing bolts of fabric upstairs, and the impeccably organized shelves of German steel boning and busks, the little metal clasps at the front of a corset. Then it was time for me to get fitted… Autumn took me into one of the heavily draped dressing rooms, pulled out a measuring tape, and got to work. She took measurements I'd never even heard of, noticing things about my body that I was barely aware of. "Your pelvis is a little rotated," she noted. "I'll shift the cut of the center seam a bit so that it's vertically straight despite the twist. We want to get the skeleton fit just right." SKELETON FIT. That is a thing. The more Autumn measured, the more I realized that she wasn't really aiming to fit the corset to my curves (er, what's left of them. Grief does weird things!) as much as to my skeleton. When was the last time you were fitted for clothes made for your freaking skeleton?! We talked through Dark Garden's range of corset styles, and with Autumn's help, I decided on the Dollymop Overbust. I loved the scooped neckline (so flattering for a smaller bust!) and the pointed tails in the back… Autumn pulled a floor model of the corset into the dressing room, and laced me up. Even the un-customized model laced up like a dream, and as Autumn fussed and fiddled over the ribbons and did even more measurements, there was no denying the warm hug of not just the corset but the feeling of being tended to and fussed over. I guess what I'm saying is that getting fitted for a corset was more than just getting fitted for a corset. It was an emotional experience, complete with someone getting to know my body in ways that I don't even really know (my pelvis is rotated in what way? Really?), and then creating a custom piece of lady-armor exactly to my size and specifications. We talked through all the customizations — What fabric? (Black silk rayon with a diamond brocade, please.) Six detachable garters? (Yes, please.) What color ribbon? (Black, please.) Then I waited… A month later, a magical box appeared in the mail, and I came face to face with one of the most amazingly engineered articles of clothing I've ever seen. The first time I put it on, it felt like I'd been turned into the sexiest insect ever, all impeccable exoskeleton and impermeable armor. When I walked, my ribs and pelvis shifted in tandem, supported evenly. "Holy shit," I said out loud in the Seattle coworking office from which I manage the Offbeat Empire. "That's a skeleton fit!" I tentatively tried sitting down… no problem! I now understand that the corset I got married in was too long for my body, and anyone who's read my book might remember how difficult it was for me to sit. This corset? No biggie! I started writing this post while sitting in a chair wearing it, breathing normally! Amazing. Me in the conference room at my coworking space at Ada's Technical Books in Seattle. (Yes, the conference rooms are this awesome. Long live Ada's!) tl;dr? Thanks to a custom skeleton fit, Dark Garden turned me into a sexy bug with a black exoskeleton. I feel like a German-engineered sports car when I wear this thing. It is amazing. I am in love. You should peek at their bridal line, and visit them if you're anywhere near San Francisco. You might find me swooning on their vintage couch, because I kind of want to move in. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of the Offbeat Bride book, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or working on her next book, Offbeat Resilience, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. You can get to know her better on her Insta stories. PREVIOUS This funny RSVP card has an answer for every smart-ass on your guest list NEXT Yeah, I'm kind of obsessed with these wooden wedges Show/Hide comments [ 10 ] Holy shit! You look smokin' hot! And you can breathe?!? Amazing. 4 agree Reply Pretty frickin' hot Ms. Stallings, I wonder as a man if i'll ever get to experience a skeleton fit while looking and feeling that sexy? 1 agrees Reply Dark Garden has some really stunning men's corsets as well, you could totally get that experience too! 🙂 2 agree Reply Alex, you could rock something like this: http://www.darkgarden.com/products/beau-brummell 2 agree Reply Triple snaps in Z-formation, lady! 1 agrees Reply Oh yes ma'am! They are legendary, and Autumn is a maestra at what she does. The care she and her team takes with every garment is visible in every stitch and grommet. I'm a custom Dark Garden bride, and although I did not include a photo of the corset in my OBB writeup, I owe that beautiful blue brocade garment a lot from the big day. Congrats – you look amazing, and that glint in your eye is fierce. Also, I hope you had a chance to sample Blue Bottle Coffee next door. Their coffee is srs bizness. 1 agrees Reply I didn't, but I'll be back in SF next month and was not kidding about lounging on their couch… I'll hit up Blue Bottle while I'm there. 1 agrees Reply Squee!! I've been wanting to get into corsetry (as in making them) for a long time for all the reasons you've mentioned: a well-fitting corset is comfy, supportive and makes one feel ultra-sexy-awesome! I try to explain to people that corsetry isn't just about tight-lacing. I see big-busted women with shoulder grooves from their bras, back pain and headaches and I just want to take them each by the hand and say, "Honey, let me make you a corset that will make all that pain go away!" I'll get there some day, I'm still in my infancy as far as corset-making goes. I'm so glad you found the perfect corset! 🙂 1 agrees Reply Keep going, because women NEED well-made, well-fitted corsets. I have permanent upper back damage from heavy boobs and cheap bras for nearly 30 years now (puberty hit early and hard). I need enough people to embrace wearing a corset that I can wear one to work without getting ostracized. So keep at it, and make the world a better/bustier place. 🙂 1 agrees Reply YES! This is what I try to tell people, who think I'm nuts when I say I'd wear a corset every day, if I could. When it's well-fitted and custom-made, you can breathe, sit, and move just fine in it, plus it supports your boobs without putting pressure on your shoulders. And keeps you from slouching. 🙂 Now I just need to book a trip to San Francisco… 1 agrees Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. 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