What bridal magazines can do to ANYONE #Offbeat grooms#WTF!?#barn#humor#video#wedding industry#wedding media Updated Oct 12 2015 (Posted Feb 14 2014) Ariel findyourafterglow How does this video only have 75 views? We don't normally share sketch videos, but this one is about about how, sometimes, you can get surprised by who gets sentimental over wedding planning… Give this video from The Crooked Rooks two minutes, and behold the full-frontal mind-fuck that bridal magazines can pull on ANYONE. Oh and thanks to Mallie for submitting this to us. She says, "This sketch reminds me of my best friend and her fiance who are getting married in March! To Jessie and Graham!" Here's to Jessie and Graham, and what we hope will be a magical fairy mermaid grotto… Ariel Author of three editions of the Offbeat Bride book and the brand-new From Shitshow To Afterglow, Ariel Meadow Stallings acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing books, chances are good that she's dancing or happy-crying. To follow her latest work, join join The Afterglow, for exclusive access to essays, videos, online courses, and more. PREVIOUS Liz & Marc's traveling fall circus wedding NEXT Retro-styled undies to go under that retro-styled wedding dress Show/Hide comments [ 12 ] I'm actually choking on my own spit I'm laughing so hard. Reply Bwahahaha! Love it! Reply Oh, my sweet niblets! Just when I was on the verge of tears (the sad kind) due to family-spun wedding drama I watched THIS! Hahahahaha. Laughing tears! Yay! Reply Also I hope LIKE BURNING that the young woman in the video is dating all of those guys, and they are all dating each other, and that they figure out a way to have a beautiful intimate barn wedding with a underwater grotto kingdom and a color scheme that flatters everyone involved. Reply POLYAMOROUS QUAD UNDERWATER BARN WEDDING! We have tag archives for all these things. Reply BUT NOT *TOGETHER* YOU HAVE FAILED TO RESPECT AND INCLUDE THIS PARTNERSHIP'S IDENTITIES, ARIEL. Reply I hope the polyamorous barn merpeople community can find it in their hearts (gills?) to forgive us for contributing to their further marginalization. Reply I will now be adding 'start a polyamorous barn merpeople community' to my bucket list. A local chapter, of course. I'm crying right now, and sending this to everyone I know. But first I need to find a way to get the hot chocolate I just spit off of my monitor. And can our Polyamorous Quad Underwater Barn Wedding use the opening song of the Little Mermaid to introduce the wedding party? With the opening clam shells?!?!?!? Yes, but only if it's performed by my hometown hero, Ben De La Crème: (this video may be the most NSFW thing ever posted on Offbeat Bride, so be forewarned) (RUPAUL SEASON SIX WINNER, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST) Hilarious and the truth! I've already seen this happen so many times! Love this! Reply I finally feel a little more okay with my masculinity and wedding obsession. Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.