Posted byHow does this video only have 75 views? We don't normally share sketch videos, but this one is about about how, sometimes, you can get surprised by who gets sentimental over wedding planning…
Give this video from The Crooked Rooks two minutes, and behold the full-frontal mind-fuck that bridal magazines can pull on ANYONE.
Oh and thanks to Mallie for submitting this to us. She says, “This sketch reminds me of my best friend and her fiance who are getting married in March! To Jessie and Graham!” Here's to Jessie and Graham, and what we hope will be a magical fairy mermaid grotto…
I’m actually choking on my own spit I’m laughing so hard.
Bwahahaha! Love it!
Oh, my sweet niblets! Just when I was on the verge of tears (the sad kind) due to family-spun wedding drama I watched THIS! Hahahahaha. Laughing tears! Yay!
Also I hope LIKE BURNING that the young woman in the video is dating all of those guys, and they are all dating each other, and that they figure out a way to have a beautiful intimate barn wedding with a underwater grotto kingdom and a color scheme that flatters everyone involved.
POLYAMOROUS QUAD UNDERWATER BARN WEDDING! We have tag archives for all these things.
BUT NOT *TOGETHER* YOU HAVE FAILED TO RESPECT AND INCLUDE THIS PARTNERSHIP’S IDENTITIES, ARIEL.
I hope the polyamorous barn merpeople community can find it in their hearts (gills?) to forgive us for contributing to their further marginalization.
I will now be adding ‘start a polyamorous barn merpeople community’ to my bucket list. A local chapter, of course.
I’m crying right now, and sending this to everyone I know. But first I need to find a way to get the hot chocolate I just spit off of my monitor. And can our Polyamorous Quad Underwater Barn Wedding use the opening song of the Little Mermaid to introduce the wedding party? With the opening clam shells?!?!?!?
Yes, but only if it’s performed by my hometown hero, Ben De La Crème:
(this video may be the most NSFW thing ever posted on Offbeat Bride, so be forewarned)
(RUPAUL SEASON SIX WINNER, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST)
Hilarious and the truth! I’ve already seen this happen so many times! Love this!
I finally feel a little more okay with my masculinity and wedding obsession.