Cake toppers that won’t make you cringe

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I have a tingly spot for adorable and creative cake toppers. So, I thought I'd share with you some of my favorite cake toppers because they're WAY too cute not to collectively gush over…

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4108zeStcIL alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)I love these guys! They aren't even close to cake toppers — this is an aquarium decoration. These guys have an air tube connector to turn them into a bubbling aquarium feature. So, you could use them as a cake topper and then use then again to keep your fishies happy.

owls 062512 alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)These handmade vintage-style owls are just the sweetest little things.

41SpCTDkA9L alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)You so rarely see such a gloriously dark cake topper. This is perfect for a goth wedding or a Halloween wedding. It's so pretty and eerie at the same time, I love this one.

41he196OfJL alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)Where are my biker couples? I can tell you where they are… grabbing their wallets to jump on this bad-ass cake topper. Oh, and you know what kills me… the little license plate that says “just married.”

51b9fIZsBgL alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)This collectible skeleton figurine is absolutely perfect for a Dia de los Muertos wedding, or for any couple who really wants to push that “Til Death” idea! And — this is either going to freak you out or make you happy — they're totally tongue kissing, and it's rad.

alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)Any Mr & Mrs Smith fans out there? Or perhaps, bride and groom police officers? FBI? Gun nuts? This cake topper is bad ass and HAWT.

51d3rSj9vyL alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)This is probably my favorite find of ALL TIME — it's zombies, it's comics, it's weddings, it's all those combined, which means AWESOME!

51ZYPOuf1eL alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)These two dragons are nuzzling, their tails entwined, to form a heart! Aw. Perfect for a medieval wedding, or a geeky wedding, or any wedding because it's freaking awesome!

41tQwQvj sL alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)I love that this cake topper couple looks like they're posing for a funky offbeat wedding booth photo! Sweet!

nightmare before christmas jack and sally head knocker set alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)We've seen quite a few Tim Burton-inspired weddings, so I just had to throw in a Nightmare Before Christmas cake topper.

funny wedding cake toppers bride pinch groom butt alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)Who doesn't love a little harmless sexual harassment with their wedding cake. 😉

alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)Of course, if you're not afraid to amp up the sexy on your wedding cake, this one is all sexy/huggy romantic and whatnot.

magnetic kissing flamingo salt and pepper shaker set alternative wedding ideas from Offbeat Wed (formerly Offbeat Bride)It's been years since I wrote the post about salt and pepper shakers as cake toppers, but I am STILL crazy about these guys. My mom bought me those flamingos — I just LOVE 'em.

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