If you’re a Texan who loves the vintage aesthetic, and you’re sexy and you know it, then let me re-introduce you to Anna Zatopek. She photographs all kinds of things from weddings to families and babies… but what she wants to do right now is take take scandalous photos photos of you. Yup, gorgeous pin-up photos like these.
And here’s three reasons why you should let her…
(WARNING: Not safe for work ’cause of sexy sexual photography.)
Reason 1: What will your grandkids think?
I love digging through piles of old photos of my family members. Imagine if you stumbled upon a picture of your grandma as a pin-up? Holy cow, that would be amazing. That is why I do this.
Anna brings up an excellent point — there is an undeniable awesomeness of your progeny finding your gorgeous pin-up photos one day.
Reason #2: Feel fucking awesome about your awesome self
These sessions are an amazing self esteem boost. Remember our this post: Why you should consider boudoir photos. Or, how I learned to stop worrying and love my body? Basically, having your hair and make-up done and playing dress up is always nice, and it’s a good reminder that, “oh yeah, I’m hot as fuck!”
Reason #3: Give fap-worthy gifts
The results of pin-up sessions make for spectacular gifts guaranteed to make the receiver’s eyes bulge, cartoon character-style. Many of Anna’s clients have used their sessions as gifts to their partners as wedding, anniversary, birthday, Valentine’s or Christmas gifts. They make amazing gifts since it’s basically you looking HAWT, bound in an heirloom-quality album. Or gallery-wrapped canvas, or — ooh! — a sexy pic of you every month with a calendar, or card, etc. (Check out Offbeat Home for even more ideas on how to display your sexy pin-up photos.) Best gifts ever? Me thinks so.
Anna Zatopek’s Pin-up shoots start at $850 and for that you get three hours, four to six outfit changes, hair and make-up by a professional artist and an online private gallery for sharing and product ordering. Not to mention the joy of seeing your partner’s OMFG face.
Have you not seen your partner’s OMFG face in a while? That’s okay, click here and get ready to see it again.