Wedding shoes that will never be mine #Wedding Shoes#orange shoes Updated Oct 31 2019 (Posted Aug 8 2014) Offbeat Editors This post features offbeat affiliates, meaning that if you buy something featured, you'll be financially supporting this site's mission of bringing awesomeness to readers everywhere. Path to Stardom Heel ($440), Speed of Bright Heel ($440), Hop Couture Flat ($440) I knew as soon as I saw those adorable shoes up there in the middle that I couldn't afford them. They would never be mine. Normally, I opt out of admiring things I can't have (like, you know, Samira Wiley)… but when it comes to footwear, I make exceptions. I like to imagine the fantastical cocktail parties I'll never attend in these shoes, the meetings with publicists in Los Angeles that will never happen, the TED Talks I'll never deliver, and the standing ovations I'll never know. Sometimes, a little fantasy is just fine. Random bonus shoe PREVIOUS Angela & Ty's international seaside elopement NEXT Colleen & Delsin's Old Hollywood food truck wedding Show/Hide comments [ 4 ] Man, I was just eying those sherbert colored Speed of Bright shoes, so lovely! Reply Some of those shoes can be justified whether or not you go to fancy parties or meetings with publicists. I'd wear some of those for sex! Reply Ever since I went back into lab work full time, I've stared at my collection of heels in sadness. I love all of them so much, but without a teaching gig to dress up for I have little reason to wear them. I, too, stare at shoes I can never have and fantasize about the many places and reasons I would wear them that will never happen! Reply You had me at the mention of Samira Wiley. I rarely have celebrity crushes, but I can't get enough of her! I'm not even in to women (and I'm married) and I would totally date her. Also, the shoes are cute! Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.