A nest of eggs? Seven pounds of iron? These epic non-floral bouquets will ignite your creativity #Wedding Porn#fabric flowers#non-floral bouquet Updated Aug 23 2019 (Posted Nov 26 2014) Chris Wolfgang mswolfgang Photo from Star bouquets, ray guns, and a moon landing cake by HRM Photography Felt and paper bouquets are super popular for good reason — they're fucking awesome! And you can keep them around a hell of a lot longer than real flowers. But I am here to tell you that there are oh so many more options for your alternative bouquet. Believe it or don't, but 25 is just a fraction of the examples we've got squirreled away on Offbeat Bride in our non-floral bouquet archive. You want metal? Sure — copper or iron? Or maybe you want seashells? Twigs? Holiday ornaments? EGGS? You want to go super old-school with a sheaf of wheat?! We got you covered, y'all. Love a particular bouquet? Click on its photo to read the full post about the wedding it came from! Maps and feathers and buttons, oh my! Photo from Kara & Nicki's Woodsy Weekend Wedding from Kara Peterson Hand-embroidered felt flowers last forever. Photo from 17 wedding bouquet alternatives for fearless brides by Princess Lasertron Holiday lights and ornaments for a festive bouquet. Photo from How to make a light-up Christmas ornament wedding bouquet by John Beyer Accessorize your feathers with Swarovski crystals. Photo from Danielle & Sean's gothy, dog loving, winter wedding from punky_n_mav Romantic and ethereal: colored-glass, starry lanterns. Photo from Lanterns instead of bouquets by Tinywater Egg bouquets make for a fun nod to fertility or, heck, how much you love breakfast. Photo from Kristin & Tracy's crafty, fun, Eggstra special wedding from tracyandkris Barbie dolls in ball gowns are a poofy bouquet alternative! Photo from The Lady Minions with their Barbie bouquets by Eric Wuechner Your DIY brooch bouquet tutorial awaits you. Photo from How to DIY your own brooch bouquet by Sara Jane Photography A sheaf of wheat is one of the oldest wedding bouquets in history. Photo from Evangeline & Corey's Norse viking wedding by N'Sight Photography Foodie bouquet alert! Herbs and fiddleheads and artichokes and kale. Photo from Sarah & Javier's foodie winter log cabin wedding by Daniel Finucane Welded copper flowers for when you need something a little more durable than paper and felt. Photo from Lauren & Johnny's rockin' seaside aquarium boda by Brian Murphy Harker and Dean Aaron Crocheted roses = cuddly bouquet. Photo from A colorful wedding in Los Angeles with crocheted details by Alders Photography Wire bouquets. Less cuddly but AWESOME. Photo from Mich & Dan's gothic Transformers and cupcakes wedding by Tiffany Arment Peppermint lollipops are a delicious bouquet any time of the year! Photo from Laura & Stephen's retro jazz wedding by Swattshots Photography Flower cookies onna stick — share with your groom if you're feeling generous. Photo from Fiery hair, rainbow details, and one awesome cookie bouquet by Marisa Miller Spices for everyone! Say it with anise. Photo from Alyssa & John's homemade Oktoberfest barbecue in Amish Pennsylvania by Kristin Williams Slip a sexy lil pink feather fan on your wrist. Photo from A chic and lacy haunted house goth wedding by Havi Frost Photography WEDDING MUFF. Embroidered, for extra pretty. Photo from Katie & David's winter wedding in the mountains by Bryan Morgan Who doesn't love pinwheels? NOBODY. Photo from Mini flags, mustaches, and pinwheels by HarmonEyes Photography Don't feel like crocheting or knitting? Carry the yarn balls, yo. Photo from Carry a bouquet of yarn balls from Stefan & Sarah Airplant bouquet for an airy alternative. (No? Too much?) Photo from Asha & Jay's family game day BBQ 'n' beer wedding by Jennifer Davis We've seen lollipops and peppermint sticks and cookies. How about suckers? Photo from An orange Seattle wedding with a candy bouquet, tarot reader, and his-and-her wedding sneakers by Urban Lights Studios Who's saying YES to a non-floral bouquet for their wedding? Tell us what you'll carry… or twirl or spin or brandish? Chris Wolfgang Chris is a writer and editor in Omaha, Neb. She'll talk your ear off about independent webcomics, animated film, and Ultimate Frisbee. @chriswolfgang @mswolfgang PREVIOUS Ansley & Derrick's love-packed dance party wedding NEXT I'm a combo platter of femininity and masculine traits: where's my wedding suit? Show/Hide comments [ 12 ] SO awesome! I'm also a huge fan of using raw cotton. So affordable & looks so organic & unique! Just remember to properly shellack the lollipops if you go that route (or maybe not take them out of the wrappers at all)– I had a bride use lollipops for her bouquet & it was a melted mess before the ceremony even began. Her dress was spared, but her bridesmaids were covered in syrup! Reply Ooo! Really great tip, NoraSpect, thanks! Reply I made all of our flowers out of the first few chapters of "Return of the King". (Used library book I rescued from the dumpster. I would never harm new/wanted books!) I had a very large rose attached to a sonic screwdriver with a pocket watch wrapped around it for my bouquet, a rose attached to my MoH's belt, a smaller plain rose on a pin for the Best Man, and a rose with leaves attached for my husband. The only cost for the flowers (I owned almost everything I used from previous crafts) was the $11 sonic screwdriver. (Pocket watches were given to every member of the bridal party. On sale 4 for $20!) Side view of bouquet. Yes, it does light up! https://1ecf46525c2b1d730fda-b8bf0b61da9eef8fe73e1f1d872bbc0a.ssl.cf1.rackcdn.com/24716309_fullweb.jpg Reply My bouquet will be made out of silk flowers made by a company called Fellow Flowers. All of their hair flowers have a specific meaning depending on what color they are. They are popular in the running community which is how I found them. My bouquet will be made of silver, red and one Magenta flower. Silver is their "silver lining" flower. Red is strength. The Magenta means "worthy". Perfect meaning for my bouquet for my second marriage. Reply I really, really thought about doing lanterns instead of flowers (I have a collection). But then I found these awesome gold/glitter fake leaves at Joann's in the Christmas floral stuff, and ran with that. So everyone's going to be shedding glitter all day (I can't wait!). Reply The egg one is so clever! I love it. I thought about doing a pine cone one since we got married in winter, but ended up with a fabric flower one instead. Love the ingenuity of these! Reply I did my own brooch bouquet, and it was a lot easier than I thought it would hem especially when I decided to use some silk hydrangeas as a form underneath. It was perfect! Reply A lot of great ideas here! I especially love the wheat sheaf–if I didn't have allergies I might even steal that one. I decided a while ago that beaded flowers were what I wanted for my bouquet when the time comes. Read a few tutorials (including the one here on OBB), made a few prototypes, and now I'm planning to make them all myself. Reply My wire bouquet (pictured above) still sits on my dresser and I get to admire it every day Reply One of my coworkers made flowers out of coffee filters and they looked amazing.I'm actually thinking about doing that now. Reply These are all adorable! I plan to carry a completely edible "salad bouquet" that a friend and I will make that morning. Reply My bouquet (and that of my girls) was made of candy corn and white melting chocolate. It was AWESOME (and time consuming…and I'm pretty sure I don't want to eat candy corn ever again!) Reply Join the conversation Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Sign me up for your offbeat awesomeness newsletter! No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.