Registry goals: Wolverine kitchen claws to SHRED that pulled pork recipe #Stuff we love#registry May 26 | Catherine Clark bijouxandbits RAWR! Wolverine kitchen claws will shred your wedding registry I saw these Wolverine kitchen claws and only wished I had a wedding registry where I could add them. With X-Men: Apocalypse coming out this weekend, I'm just in the mood to go full mutant and destroy some meat (and then place it on a bun!). Luckily, you might be looking for fun things to add to your own registry, so let us know if you end up going full Wolverine with these meat claws. (Anyone else screaming the word "claws" in their head?) These look so bad-ass Ready to join the X-Men (Pro tip: set up a universal registry on Amazon to immediately add these things to YOUR registry or shopping list.) Need to start your registry? These claws are from Amazon, which has wedding registries that are super easy for everyone to use, and even include a universal registry option — so you can register for stuff from ANYWHERE online, using Amazon. Setup your wedding registry today What kind of hilarious things are you adding to your registry? Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Catherine Clark Catherine Clark is Offbeat Bride's Senior Editor. In her spare time she loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur baby, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com. @enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits PREVIOUS Skeptic turned bride: The 5 feminist wedding choices I made NEXT You will FALL for this autumn wedding with a Nordic ceremony, ax-throwing, and camping Show/Hide comments [ 5 ] These were on my registry and I got them and they are the greatest! 1 agrees Reply YAS! I need them. Reply Alton Brown reviewed these (and other kitchen devices he loves to hate) in a short, hilarious video. It's worth a watch- and you get to see him do his best ninja pose with these claws on. https://youtu.be/FgFeVlw2Ywg Reply Do any of the cooking-savvy comment readers have ideas for vegetarian uses for these claws?? I love them but I don't eat meat so I need a good excuse to get 'em anyway! 1 agrees Reply Yeeeeeeeah…I've only ever seen those claws used for…other reasons… Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.