Deliver a quick love note at the altar

I saw this posted last week on's facebook page:

It's a cute idea, right? Totally cute. That said, I don't think my note would have looked like that at all. I think it would have looked like this:

Regardless of whether you go clean or dirty, it's still a super sweet idea.

What would your altar note say?

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  1. Um.
    Please sign your note.
    It's awkward for the flower girl to deliver a note along the lines of "IMMA JUMP YO BONES."

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    • HA!! The same could be said of the original note… but it's much less creepy. SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE FLOWER GIRL ASSAULTS GROOM AT WEDDING ALTAR.

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  2. I'd definitely opt for dirty/awkward/WTF-worthy, and I'd send it with a bridesmaid (because having the flower girl carry it would be icky). Probably something like the BloodNinja classic: "My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love."

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  3. seen Mirror Mirror yet? "i yearn for the nectar of her skin" my guy and i have been yelling this at odd times for days (substitute her for your) so it would probably end up being some funny inside joke like that ­čÖé

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  4. Yep. Stealing this.
    I showed the throat one to my guy and instantly he started laughing. "That's like something I would write!" Yeah I know, that's why I can't stop laughing. Or no, it would probably be like every other text message I get when we're in public. "I'm going to -wreck- you."
    What a way to ease the tension before a ceremony!

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  5. I love this, the idea of its just both of you and everyone else fades out. Your own personal joke or truth lol. A great way to feel less stressed.

  6. I think I will do something similar to this but not the same. I was thinking that I would write a short letter and give it to the best man to give my FH while they wait for things to get started. The boys are planning on being at the venue a bit early and it might be a nice time to remind him to breath :p

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