Why you can TOTALLY rock dark lipstick at your wedding

"I love dark, bold colors, but everyone keeps telling me that dark lips aren't a way to go." No dark lips at weddings?! I forgot that was even a thing way back when. Or is it still now? The only thing I have to say to that is fuck that noise. Dark lips are a thing in life, in photo shoots, and most definitely in weddings. Here's some primo dark wedding lipstick fodder to show to anyone who balks.


Badgerface Beauty Supply: bachelorette gifts to "melt the hardest of bitches"

Raise your hand if you've been on the receiving end of a seriously lame-ass bachelorette party favor. You know what's useful and awesome and would make a great bachelorette, or shower, or a general "thank you for busting ass for my wedding" gift? Our sponsor Badgerface Beauty Supply's line of cheeky, all-natural bath and beauty products with names like "Chill the Fuck Out" and "Posh Motherpucker." Check these out…