After working on offbeatbride.com for almost two years now (and Offbeat Bride the book for another year before that!) I’ve started to see some definite trends in offbeat bride styles.

I mean yes: we’re all doing our own thang, but there are definitely elements that seem to pop up repeatedly in offbeat weddings.

To celebrate this, I decided that this Halloween I would dress up as, well, YOU! I wanted to see how many offbeat bride trends I could pack into one outfit.

No one in Seattle will get this costume at all — “goth drag queen?” “weird mary poppins?” — but I don’t care. I did it for y’all because I love your style.

SO, how many offbeat trends can you see in these shots? We’ll start easy: Red wedding dress? Check. Actually a prom dress? Check. Purchased off eBay? Check!

As a fellow pinkie myself, I am totally in love with OBT member Kim Dayman’s bright pink wedding hair. And is it just me, or does her hair perfect match her anatomical heart tattoo?

You’ll find lots more pink-haired wedding porn on Kim’s OBT blog!

I can’t decide which shot I like better. The gorgeousness of each is simply out of this world.

And then I checked out the whole set and my skull caved in from too much awesomeness. Feasting eyes. Eyes bloated. Eyes vomiting from too much feasting. SO TASTY!

And, hello there, postapocolyptic bride!

Care to watch Rome burn with me?

(Thanks to TheKoyanagis for the photos!)