So, I've spent almost a decade working in marketing and PR, so I totally expect emails from publicists trying to get the attention and business of Offbeat Brides. I mean, this is an ad-supported site, so emails from businesses are expected and for the most part welcomed. But every once and a while I get an email from a publicist that's SO weird that I just have to share it with y'all.

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With love for taxes,
[Name Redacted], On behalf of [Big Tax Preparation Company]

Because nothing says "I'm planning a non-traditional wedding" like filing your taxes online, ladies!

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