Bedazzled Penis Popsicles for your bachelorette party

tasha with popsicleWe totally respect that not everyone is into the whole "penis-themed bachelorette party" thang — but what if they're vegan penises?! Tasha, aka The Sweetest Vegan, made a recipe video for Bedazzled Penis Popsicles.

Why are we teasing you with chocolate covered penis popsicles? Because we think it could make for a really fun bachelorette party activity. Everyone can dip bananas in chocolate, then decorate them, and slurp 'em up. (Have I completely violated everyone yet?) Plus you'll get to say adorable things like Tasha's "Oh my gosh, black diamonds on a D!"

If you want to get your frozen delicious bedazzled penis pop on, watch this totally adorable and surprisingly safe-for-work video…

Of course, as Ariel pointed in the Offbeat Bride book… if you're into making/eating penis food, you should NOT feel limited to doing so at bachelorette parties. PENIS FOOD FOR EVERY DAY!

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  1. She is sooo funny! "If you need another complection you can use peanut butter or white chocolate." HA! I laughed out loud!! Going to go check out her other videos now!

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    • RIGHT!? We were DYING when we watched this. Tasha is adorable, and we're going to be featuring a LOT more of her over on Offbeat Home — so keep an eye out. Though there will probably be a lot less S-ing D references. 😉

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  2. Not to nit pick, but isn't this supposed to be vegan? Vegans don't eat chocolate, cuz it has milk. Is this vegan chocolate?

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    • I don't think it was mentioned as being vegan chocolate, but I think this could easily be made with regular or vegan chocolate

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  3. Sod bachelorette parties, I'm getting the girls round! Possibly the boys too, if I'm feeling really evil 😉

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