These are a few of our favorite things: An Offbeat Bride's Christmas carol #Features#christmas December 24 | Guest post by AmandaTheGreat Here's an Offbeat Bride-ified version of "My Favorite Things." Let's all sing this offbeat carol together… Having no roses, instead lots of kale, Small TARDIS favors and seats of haybales, Bright Converse sneakers all tied up with strings, These are a few of the tackiest things! No pastel fondant, but crisp apple strudels, A ringbearer who's our beloved pet poodle, No garter to toss, nor a bouquet to fling, These are a few of the tackiest things! Bridesmaids in suits, and the brides who wear glasses, Bright-colored makeup with rainbow eyelashes, Potluck for dinner and non-matching rings, These are a few of the tackiest things! When my mom nags, When The Knot whines, When I'm feeling sad, I simply remember I'm on Offbeat Bride And then I don't feel so bad! Related Post Crystal snowflakes, snow queen crowns, and rustic pinecones: Our HUGE haul of winter wedding accessories We're getting close to cold weather here in the Northern Hemisphere and that means one thing: planning for winter weddings! We're already thinking about crystal... Read more Happy Holidays from all of us at Offbeat Bride — anyone want to mash-up a carol? Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Guest post written by AmandaTheGreat I'm a freelance artist, which looks a lot like being unemployed except I draw a lot of pictures, usually of dragons and elves and vampires and things like that. I sing a lot of karaoke and play a lot of Magic: The Gathering! I run a Tumblr called Magic Cards With Googly Eyes that does what it says on the label. http://www.amandasharpe.com PREVIOUS Kristine & Doug's 12th Day of Christmas outdoor winter wedding NEXT Ann & Eric's Detroit lovefest with old timey revelry Show/Hide comments [ 9 ] I love your little song! The time put into crafting it and linking it up was not wasted on me. Very funny 🙂 6 agree Reply I love this! 1 agrees Reply AMAZING. This wins Christmas. 7 agree Reply Wonderful! This helps us get through those awkward convos with extended family: "You're doing WHAT?" Reply This parody just made my day! P.S. I am a HUGE Sound of Music fan. Reply That's just PERFECT! Reply Love this. But most importantly, where can I find those pink cat eye glasses?! 1 agrees Reply Bravo! Reply haha love this! my fiance sang it with me and the nephew grinned so happily! Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.