Satyr horns, pirate hooks, and a villainous bouquet #Wedding Porn#fantasy wedding#multi-colored dress#pirates#totoro#wings September 19 | Catherine Clark bijouxandbits I had a lot of trouble holding back on posting entire weddings from this week's entries in the Offbeat Flickr Pool. There was a lot to gush over, but I kept control… mostly. I have a crush on these two cuties. Look at their vintage-style cake, the bride's fabulous shrug, her hair(!!), the bowie knife! And it looks like the groom is going to taze the key lime tarts. I know he's not, but I'm going with it anyway. Photo by Daniel K. Cheung Oh jeez. Now she's wearing a fabulous headpiece and they are high-fiving. I am officially obsessed. Photo by Daniel K. Cheung This poor woman is getting owned by the bouquet! I'm kind of loving all the outfits in this shot though. Kat and Shaun got the red sky sunset they were hoping for, right in the middle of their ceremony. There's a lot going on here outside of that though. Wings, corsets, horns… a laptop? Photo by Jesse Schafer Photography Speaking of a lot going on… I officially demand that Morgan and Ryan submit a profile. And… GO. …Did you do it yet? How about now? Related Post Rainbows and sparkly fairies at a newly-legal lesbian wedding in New York These lovely lasses celebrated the ability to have a legal wedding in New York with sparkles, fairy wings, and all things rainbow (in honor of... Read more Photo by Jesse Schafer Photography What is going on here?! That is the funniest thing ever. Table kissing, those horns and bling, and his expression. Priceless. Photo by Jesse Schafer Photography I know I'm giving away the milk for free here, but just one more of this wedding. Here is a shot of the couple's son in full-on satyr adorableness. Rob Gingerich Christina and her groom were so tired by the time this photo happened, they shut their eyes. Shh, let's move on while they nap. Rob Gingerich Again caught in their baser needs, it was time to chow, but they were still posing! So they combined the efforts and faux nommed on what started to looked like salad. Avast me 'arties, it be TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! Here are a few scurvy pirate shots to get you in the spirit. This be just a wee pirate-in-training at Jessica and Scott's wedding. But he's already earned his hook, so beware. Suzi's wedding must 'ave had poor security if these two crashed. They look mighty shifty, and one's grabbing a bit too much, if ya know wha' I mean. Yaarrgh, it's the Clicky Links: What we've pinned this week: a Harry Potter howler, a sweet Totoro wedding cake, and rainbow cake ice cream cones. Offbeat Home offers us some geekery in their directory and some tips for party throwing without going nuts. Ever thought of releasing butterflies during your ceremony? If so, watch this cautionary video tale of a man nearly devoured by a butterfly (or adorably lightly touched). Don't fret, no grooms were harmed. In case you have family serving in the military (or serve yourself), check out this awesome photo set of a soldier coming home to his fam from Offbeat Mama. Instructables teaches us how to make cauldron place card holders! Tutorializer has some pretty swell guestbook ideas in poster form. Luzdiamonds shows us how a pirate wedding can be done. The officiant is classic. Best part starts at 4:00. Hey, photographers! I love you and do my best to attribute all Monday Montage photos, but sometimes brides don't include your info when they submit photos. If I've featured your work but it isn't properly credited, email me! Get your daily dose of Offbeat AWESOME Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Catherine Clark Catherine Clark is Offbeat Bride's Senior Editor. In her spare time she loiters at her local library, makes art, watches movies en masse, plays video and tabletop games, poorly cooks healthy things, cuddles with her feline fur baby, and blogs at BijouxandBits.com. @enidjcoleslaw @bijouxandbits @bijouxandbits PREVIOUS Kristy & Kevin's colorful crafty Midwest barn dance wedding NEXT How to snag amazing vintage bridesmaid dresses Show/Hide comments [ 7 ] OMG I wanna see the front of that fairy-ish wedding dress X3 It looks AMAZING in that dip! 2 agree Reply I hear ya! I am craving the details on this one. Reply OMG!!!! That me in the first two pictures! I'm a member of the OBT but I'm new to Flickr and didn't get everything properly tagged! My hubby insisted we cut the cake my mum made with a Bowie knife and I was totally down And we are high fiving because he was seeing his ring which I designed for the first time and thought I did an awesome job. And thank you, I made my hairpiece and did my hair. Ohmygoodness this is a dream come true Reply wink wink nudge nudge 😉 http://offbeatbride.com/submissions/submit-wedding 4 agree Reply Hi! I am the photographer for the fairytale wedding up there. Morgan and Ryan were so crazy, deliciously awesome to work with but I gotta be honest- you ain't seen nothing yet! 1 agrees Reply Holy crow we are in Monday Montage! We were so tired by the end of the day for realz. Wrangling all those gnomes takes a lot outta you. Reply I would kill a man for that Totoro cake. Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Participate in this conversation via emailGet only replies to your comment, the best of the rest, as well as a daily recap of all comments on this post. No more than a few emails daily, which you can reply to/unsubscribe from directly from your inbox. 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