Groomzilla #Offbeat grooms October 1 | Ariel offbeatbride Hilarious: Men Don't Care About Weddings? Groomzilla Is Hurt The traditional wisdom remains that a groom (like a child) should be seen and not heard. Real men, the logic goes, don't care about weddings. And that hurts Groomzilla — that makes him cry. But only on the inside. He doesn't want to streak his self-tanning lotion. Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Ariel Author of Offbeat Bride: Creative Alternatives for Independent Brides, Ariel acts as the publisher of all the Offbeat Empire websites. She lives in Seattle with her son, and if she's not reading or writing, chances are good that she's dancing and happy-crying. PREVIOUS Offbeat blurbs NEXT Bloggers to Authors Show/Hide comments [ 1 ] ariel, i was totally going to send you this article. so glad you read it. groomzilla is hurt. ha! Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.