Down the aisle and over the top:

Pointing out the hypocrisies of your own [wedding] decisions does not make you less of a hypocrite. And saying you're embarrassed about the whole enterprise while ordering monogrammed butter patties is kind of like saying you smoked pot without inhaling. (thanks, Dana!)

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