BHLDN… WTF? LOL! #WTF!?#decor May 17 | Guest post by BabySmalls So they are now selling wedding decor at BHLDN, Anthropologie's foray into the wedding world. Personally, I sort of love them in a very conflicted way. In case that site makes you want to barf, I have looked at every object and collected some of the dumbest things, so you don't have to! What can I say, I live to give. There are some super-cute things that I would definitely consider buying/DIYing, but I wanted to share two hilariously "Wha?" offerings: This is a stick. With a bottle tied to it. It costs $68. Actually it's $68 for four, but that is still bananas for four sticks, four empty bottles, and eight pieces of twine. I could go outside right now and get that off my neighborhood hobo for the cost of a 40 ounce beer! This is a bucket. It costs, I shit you not, $128. It's a bucket that costs $128. I have nothing else to add. This is a bag of colored clothespins. It costs $28. But they are hand-dyed by an artisan! Did she sign each one? If not, how will my guests know I am clipping their escort cards up with artisan clothespins, not just some crap I got at… wait, where do clothespins come from? Maybe they are no longer available in America, and their rarity makes them precious, like diamonds. Oh my god, diamond-encrusted wedding clothespins! I am going to make a million dollars. (If you love BHLDN, don't get huffy. I'm sure I'll be buying something from them before it's all over.) Get your daily dose of Offbeat AWESOME Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Guest post written by BabySmalls Book nerd, fashionista, estate-sale snooper, lover, grad student, amateur interior designer, music dork, friend, writer, bargain hunter, science geek, hippie. http://offbeatbride.ning.com/profile/BabySmalls PREVIOUS Chantel & Mike's DIY Asian-inspired love-bird wedding NEXT DIY tableware from RestaurantWare.com, including awesome eco-friendly options Show/Hide comments [ 58 ] Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Participate in this conversation via emailGet only replies to your comment, the best of the rest, as well as a daily recap of all comments on this post. No more than a few emails daily, which you can reply to/unsubscribe from directly from your inbox. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.