I steadfastly believe that the higher-heeled types shouldn't get all the fun, so today I'm going to round up a collection of 46 pairs of flats that are loud and daring — just like I like 'em. Ready for some shoes that won't make you tower over your partner or hobble through your reception? I've got everything from pointy-toed frilly stuff for the femmey-footed, to adorable color-block Oxfords, to sweet love-note themed shoes… all with almost no heel height, for your wedding day comfort.
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You all know how we feel about the word TACKY in these parts, right? You've read my manifesto from 2007, right? Well, I can't help but think that Weird Al gets us… he really gets us. As do Aisha Tyler, Margaret Cho, Eric Stonestreet, Kristen Schaal, and Jack Black, who all appear in this parody of Pharrell's "Happy."
For these fancypants types, I bring you today's post full of loud colorful formal footwear in masculine styles. Of course there's some Fluevog action in here, but I've also got some Vivienne Westwood, Alexander McQueen, and some skull-covered Jeffery-West. The sad truth is that some of these shoes are really, really expensive… but they're also really, really fabulous. Even if you're just window shopping, there are styles in here to love…
We can pretend that this shoe post is in honor of the 4th of July and stars and stripes and patriotism and USA! USA! USA! but whatever: y'all know I just like some over-the-top shoes, and star-emblazoned shoes perfectly meet my standards for over-the-top-ness. I certainly don't think stars OR stripes should be only about patriotism, so let's just appreciate stars for being fantastical and cosmic.
I've written in the past about the pressure put on so many brides to lose weight for their weddings (and how I suggest people handle it). I love that Psychology Today is now tackling this sticky subject with their article, Fighting the Unhealthy Cultural Push for Wedding Weight Loss…
I'm feeling quite literal today: Weddings! Love! Hearts! Really, there are two days when you should wear heart shoes: Valentine's Day and your wedding day.
Oh, and I even tossed in a couple non-shoe heart things. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
I'm here to round up some awesome shoes for my wide-footed ladies. These are weddings shoes that come in "WW" widths, but still look sassy and faboooo, dahlinks. Because hey: nothing against boats, but sometimes you don't want your feet to feel like one.
Ah, ye olde BYOB debate. Second to the "Are potluck weddings tacky?" debate, this is one that people have some pretty strong and pretty divided opinions about. As always, our answer is "It's ALL tacky — so what?" but there are some issues more complex than just subjective etiquette and tastefulness police at play here.
Show of hands, here: who's planning a beach wedding? Or having a casual wedding in their backyard? Or who isn't getting married at all and is just lurking looking for cute shoes to wear this summer? (My fellow not-engaged shoe fiends, I know you're out there. Lurking. Watching. Waiting. Breathing heavily.)
Well, for all y'all, today is a good one because we're going to digitally fondle some sandal-type footwear.
I'm a sucker for a platform. Is it because I came of age during the height of the '90s club kid stacked platform fad? Is it because I love being taller, without being up on my toes? Is it because of all the colors you can cram into the extra square inch-age of shoe material? No clue, you guys… but I love platforms.
In this post, I've got everything from high heeled platforms to flatforms with almost no heel-height differential. You ready? BE READY.