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Advanced wedding footwear: high heels I love but probably can't walk in

By on Jan 3rd

heart heelsI'm assembling my outfits for the various Lovesick Expos I'll be attending over the next few weeks (Brooklyn & Philly: I'll see you next weekend, right!?), and I got these insanely adorable shoes. They are so cute, and so perfect, and make my legs look so long, and I love them so much, and FUCK I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN WALK IN THEM.

I think my plan is to booth-babe myself (is that a verb? I just verbed it… sorry, Copyeditor Caroline.) and wear these shoes when I am sitting at the Offbeat Bride booth, but then maybe I'll bring some flats to sneak on when I actually have to, like, walk.

For those of you who are more advanced heel-walkers than I am, I decided to round up a collection of shoes that I absolutely adore… but probably can't walk in. If you can manage these on your wedding day, I bow down to you. In fact, maybe that's the solution: if someone bows down and carries you around on your wedding day, these are all the perfect shoes. PERFECT.

PS: if your balls start aching at the very thought of super high heels, get thee to our flats archive!

Sparkle an Interest Heel
Look Who's Hare Heel
Fashion Forward Thinking Heel in Red
Vixen - Silver Snake
Freddie - Turquoise
Sydney - Black and White
Langlade - Black
Ya Give Me Fever - Pewter
Love Dove - Gold
Come Get Me - Nude Rose
SB Kiss - Champagne
Isla Bonita - Leopard
Stretch Limo - Silver
Iris - Black White Leather
Nola - Navy

Random bonus shoe

Bow Other Way Bootie in Gold