Ask a pair of adorable skeletons to be your ushers #Wedding Porn#ceremony#dia de los muertos#goth#halloween October 30 | Megan Finley meganfinley Asking real people to be ushers can sometimes be stressful. Real, living humans are unpredictable, ammaright? So, for their wedding, Bix and Kim had a great idea… usher skeletons that just held signs reading: Welcome to Robert and Kim's wedding. Wedding programs are here. Yeah, we're the ushers. Don't laugh; you're going to end up like us one day! We're expecting a full house. Bride side, groom side. It doesn't matter. Better grab a seat. Just a reminder, there's no smoking anywhere on the grounds. Look what smoking did to me. For more skeletal fun, check out Kim & Bix's Dia de los Muertos, elegant, fiesta wedding, Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo Megan Finley Megan Finley is the Associate Publisher and Editorial Overlord. When she's not slaving away for the Empire, she's sharing her dork side on her own blog. @meganfinley @meggyfin PREVIOUS Sanne & Dirk's gothic Halloween metal concert wedding NEXT A spooky costume-required masquerade wedding in Connecticut Show/Hide comments [ 2 ] These are adorable! Forget weddings, I'd use them all the time! Just swap out the sign for something more appropriate. I'm thinking, Christmas, New year's, Thanksgiving, Fourth of July, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday…. 😀 3 agree Reply That's so cute! We're doing a seat-yourself wedding in winter- maybe a snowman usher or two is in order now! Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. If you want to promote your stuff on Offbeat Bride, join us as an advertiser instead.