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There now exists such a thing as Legend of Zelda wedding wedges

By on Sep. 6th

What happens when a nerdy offbeat bride meets an Etsy seller who customizes shoes? You get these amazing Legend of Zelda wedding wedges.

Rampagingcoconut explains how this amazingness happened:

I wanted to get wedges because the wedding's outside and the ground is very, very soft. Then I came across Etsy seller BBEE and I instantly knew what I wanted to do for my wedding shoes. I found a pair of white wedges on Ebay (Do you know how hard it is to find plain white wedges without a peep toe? Pretty darn hard.), had them sent to her, and a few months later I have these wonderful shoes.

Now here's a 360 degree view for those who want their eyeballs to fall out of their skull because they just committed suicide, because the thought that they will never see anything cooler than this was too much for them to bear.

I apologize for any permanent eyeball damage, but I did warn you that these were REALLY effing cool. Thanks, Rampagingcoconut, for letting us collectively ogle your wedding wedges.

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