If I walked into a honeymoon suite and saw this waiting for me I just… uh. Things would happen. Let's just leave it at that.
For a play-by-play of the full outfit, keep reading.
To learn more about each product, click the pictures below.
The little burlesque-y teeny tiny top hat:
(or make your own)
Oh, and don't forget the fingerless lace gloves! I'm a little torn on the corset included in this look, just 'cuz no off-the-rack corset is going to fit you like a custom-made corset will…but then again, no custom-made corset is only going to cost $50.
So, what do y'all think: should we be featuring more sexy-time stuff like this on Offbeat Bride?