Vanessa & Derek's geeky vintage bear-y jokester wedding #Real Weddings: Midwest US#converse#economical wedding#geeky#retro#ring bear#tattooed bride#uneven wedding party#vintage#wisconsin June 1 | Offbeat Editors Photos by Lisette Parve and Shalisha Porter The offbeat bride: Vanessa, Artist/Secretary Her offbeat partner: Derek, Mortician Date and location of wedding: Milwaukee Domes, Milwaukee, WI — March 19, 2011 What made our wedding offbeat: It was important for us to have a wedding that represented who we are: a quirky, vintage-loving, and arty couple. I love architecture, so the location of our wedding was very important. "The Domes" at Milwaukee's Horticultural Center are three glass dome buildings that were built in the '50s, fitting our theme perfectly. Each dome has a different environment — a show dome (filled with trains and fairy tale scenes), a desert dome, and a rainforest dome. Our guests loved it, and had a great time exploring the domes. One of the things that made our wedding offbeat was doing exactly what we wanted to, no matter what anyone said. We had a Ring Bear and whoopie cushions that said "I had a gas at V&D's wedding." We also chose to have a Best Person instead of a full wedding party and walked in together to 'All is Love' by Karen O and The Kids. I love headpieces so instead of just picking one, I had six different headpieces that I changed throughout the night. The budget was also a big concern, we didn't want to go into debt and we wanted to pay for it ourselves, so we gave ourselves a budget of $8000 and actually came in under budget! Tell us about the ceremony: Our ceremony was written by our celebrant and us, about our love at first sight. Vanessa: I will always love you. Derek: I will always love you. Vanessa: I vow to give you the best of myself and respect you as your own person Derek: I vow to always hold your hand Vanessa: To always laugh at your jokes Derek: To read you bedtime stories, even when I am really tired Vanessa: To make heart-shaped everything Derek: To take you treasure hunting at thrift stores forever Vanessa: To wear my heart on my sleeve Derek: To always watch bad TV shows that you love Vanessa: To appreciate everything you do for me Derek: To always know you are my constant Vanessa: To buy you anything and everything with robots and dinosaurs on it To hunt down every mold-o-rama known to man and complete your collection Vanessa: To watch animated films with you even though I hate them Derek: To seek out photo booths so we can always remember our adventures Vanessa: To always pick up your socks no matter where you leave them Derek: To always take care of you Vanessa: To always have dance parties in the kitchen Derek: To take you on date nights for the rest of our lives Vanessa: To invent a time machine so we can be together forever Derek: If the opportunity arises, to get robotic transplants in the future, so we can be together forever in robo-matrimony Vanessa: To plan great adventures for us Derek: To always be your partner in crime Vanessa: To make out with you forever and ever Derek: To always kiss your kneesies Vanessa: To take over the world with you Derek: To get that light-headed, room spinning, love birdie, soul mate feeling every time I see you Vanessa: To spend the rest of my life in your arms Derek: To spend the rest of my life knowing that this is the greatest love story ever told We had a ceremonial signing of the marriage certificate during our ceremony and called both of our moms up to sign the certificate as well as our celebrant and Derek's brother, Craig. We also wanted all our guests to know that we support marriage equality. Our biggest challenge: We wanted a very small wedding so this caused some tension with my family. But I stuck to my guns and only invited family members that are a part of my life. Additionally, Derek is a mortician so he's always on call. His challenge was being too busy and trying to find time to help with the DIY projects. My favorite moment: My favorite moment was watching Derek cry while we were reading our vows (he never cries — ever). After he started crying, everyone started crying. We also had everyone give us away. When our celebrant asked who presented the couple to be wed, all our guests shouted "WE DO!" And of course, we loved reading the vows we wrote. (Husband's note: I loved seeing Vanessa the happiest I've ever seen her in my life.) My funniest moment: Our vows contained some "LOST" references. Other funny moments included the Ring Bear and ending the wedding with Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough by Michael Jackson. We didn't have a bouquet toss but my friend really wanted to catch one, so she put together one of the centerpieces and had me throw it to just her. Derek's Grandparents were wearing temporary tattoos of our faces and one of our wedding cakes was a scene from "Where the Wild Things Are." Was there anything you were sure was going to be a total disaster that unexpectedly turned out great? I was worried about the disposable cameras we had on the tables. I have shot many weddings, and I used to work at a photo lab, so I was pretty scared about what we might get. But the results ended up being amazing. Care to share a few vendor/shopping links? Cake hat: Agent Lover Celebrant: Judith Kubish Location: Milwaukee Domes Dress: Justin Alexander Groom's tux and Bride's pearls: J.Crew Photographers: Lisette Parve and Shalisha Porter Cakes: Oak Mill Bakery All other headpieces made by the bride. Enough talk — show me the wedding porn! allowFullScreen="true" flashvars="offsite=true&lang=en-us&page_show_url=photos%2Fdereklovesvanessa%2Fsets%2F72157626559351469%2Fshow%2F&page_show_back_url=photos%2Fdereklovesvanessa%2Fsets%2F72157626559351469%2Fshow%2F&set_id=72157626559351469&jump_to=" width="800" height="500"> Reporter Name * Reporter Email * Original text Enter the original text here. Edited text* Enter your suggested copyedit here. Notes You can add a note for the editor here. * Required information. Fix Typo PREVIOUS Wedding videography, the "moving record" way, with Philadelphia's Hi-Society Productions NEXT Scary-good monster movie poster wedding invitations! Toggle comments [ 38 ] I LOVE THIS! I read so many wedding blogs every day and have done for months, and this is the first one where I've actually KNOCKED OUT by the originality of all the details and the overwhelming sense of fun. The ring bear? Best idea ever!!! Vanessa and Derek are just bursting with happiness in every picture, and I'm not surprised. Winner!! 8 agree Reply That dress is gorgeous, as was the entire wedding. Well done! 4 agree Reply I looove the Ring Bear! Genius play on words, I wish had thought of that. Beautiful wedding, congrats! 1 agrees Reply Cake hat and whopee cushions??? Wowza that is awesome!!!! Great wedding!!! 1 agrees Reply Guh!! I LOVE your dress! One of my all time favorites. And your wedding looks so cute and super fun. Lovely. 3 agree Reply HOMG CAKE HAT <3 7 agree Reply I am intrigued by the multiple headdresses. I count four-1. The bouffant veil with pearls,for the vows.2. The puff ball tulle for the bouquet toss. 3. The mini cake hat for the cake cutting. 4. And the beaded satin head band with a feather bang in the other pictures. What are the other two? 0 agree Reply Hi! 1. was the lace/sparkly headband 2. was the veil which I feel in love with at a store and it was 210, I made it for under 15 bucks. 3. was the cake hat my favorite 4. was the poof 5. was the flower pearl head band 6. was a bird head piece not seen in any of these pictures 7. was little white feathers I attached to bobby pins and I inserted into my hair also not see here. I made a few others that I didn't get a chance to wear that night. 0 agree Reply Yessss on making your own veil!!! I loved all of your head wear! How did you attach the sparkles? And you had the wedding I totally want! It is like you were in my brain! And OMG your vows… I have never cried reading vows in all my wedding porn surfing. But now here I am bawling like a little baby. You two are so in love and it shows. Congrats you kids! 1 agrees Reply Actually I thought the same thing when I fell in love with that over priced veil how did they attach the gems. Then I went to JoAnn fabrics and they had tulle with gems already on it. This is the video I used to make it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiDAx-Ffw3Y 0 agree Reply Fabulous! Thank you so much for your reply. I would love to see the other head pieces, even the ones you didn't wear. They all sound wonderful. Maybe you can wear (re-wear) some on your future anniverseries. 1 agrees Reply So beautiful! And I am obsessed with her hair accessory, so what I need for my wedding =) I also found these beautiful crowns that'd be perfect wedding attire on Mintcastle. Kinda obsessed! http://www.mintcastle.com/deal/view/29 0 agree Reply LOVE LOVE LOVE that dress! Can you tell me the cost? I checked the designers site but was unable to find vendors in my area. 1 agrees Reply retail is 1300, I got it on sale for 1000 0 agree Reply Thanks for this info! I was about to call all around Baltimore for prices, now I have an idea. Considering I'm doing a courthouse wedding, I can splurge a little on a perfect dress… You look amazing, btw!! 0 agree Reply I emailed a lot of stores for the price since no one in my area carried it. I finally found a store that had it over two hours away I drove there and they price matched my lowest online quote. I would try that and see if they will price match in your area!!! 0 agree Reply I love that you had multiple headpieces! LOVE IT 0 agree Reply the cake hat RAWKS 0 agree Reply I laughed so hard when I saw the picture of the Ring Bear. That made my day. 1 agrees Reply Who did the illustrations on the whoopie cushion and the table numbers? 0 agree Reply Hi! Derek Erdman did the painting for us. I changed the color ( for each table) and added the fonts, and I created all the paper products from it . He is amazing. http://www.derekerdman.com/ 1 agrees Reply So awesome Vanessa! And you were up here in my neck of the woods Milwaukee. Im actually thinking Art Museum or Discovery World for my own. The Domes was an excellent choice! 0 agree Reply Those vows were so beautiful and well done1 3 agree Reply Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous! That is the same dress I'll be wearing in Dec – although in Australia it's $1,900. Love the headpieces! 0 agree Reply Reading your vows made me cry!!! So quirky and so beautiful!!! 0 agree Reply i agree with krista… i teared up reading your vows! so beautiful!! 0 agree Reply Yes! You could submit your vows in a Vow Writing Contest! 0 agree Reply omg you guys are so adorable! you both look so super happy ^_^ i love the venue too, A-mazing! i actually just ordered the same dress too, just waiting for it to arrive, can't wait! <3 0 agree Reply I love this entire wedding, it's so adorable in every way :D… One question, I see one of the men wearing socks…that appear to have mustaches on them?? Where did you find those?? I MUST get some for my Man He'd love them to pieces! 0 agree Reply They both have mustaches! Got them from Sock it to me http://www.sockittome.com/cart/index.php?dispatch=categories.view&category_id=174 0 agree Reply Oh my goodness that's totally my dress too! Great minds think alike. 0 agree Reply The whole wedding is absolutely beautiful! I love your idea for disposable cameras on the tables. 0 agree Reply Here is a post I did for the disposable cameras. http://weddingplans.livejournal.com/19668851.html The cost of the cameras and developement was less then 200.00. 0 agree Reply Awesome, unique and beautiful! I adore it when weddings actually reflect the personalities of the bride and groom! Amazing! 0 agree Reply Vanessa, I am constantly looking over wedding blogs and helping coordinate weddings and yours is my favorite ever. I even blogged about it. Your wedding was personal, quirky, and not about perfection. Your love and friendship radiates from each image and word. I hope to someday find what you have. Thank you for the inspiration. Congrats! 0 agree Reply Thank you so much. Vanessa and I thought this was the sweetest comment on here. It meant a lot to us and are glad you liked our wedding!! 0 agree Reply I could just eat this wedding up! I LOVE the I-spy list and the Whoopie cushion. Way to have a fun wedding–it looked so joyful and three dimensional. Congratulations! 0 agree Reply Wow! Such a gorgeous wedding! 0 agree Reply Join the conversation Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Comment Notify me of follow-up comments by email. No-drama comment policy Part of what makes the Offbeat Empire different is our commitment to civil, constructive commenting. Make sure you're familiar with our no-drama comment policy. Biz owners & wedding bloggers Please just use your real name in your comment, not your business name or blog title. Our comments are not the place to pimp your website. 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