Pirate wedding porn that will knock yer boots off

December 1 | meggyfin
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Photos by Vadim Photo

Ooh, lookie lookie at the pirate wedding porn that popped up in our Offbeat Bride Flickr pool today!

At this point all we know is that Scott and Mollie here pulled off one impressive-ass pirate-themed wedding that rivals Pirates of the Caribbean in costume design.

We also know this…

This is what the guys looked like.

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And this is what the girls looked like.

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This is where they got married.

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And they were rockin' some really great pirate decor.

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  2. I'm with Beti – *swoons*. Such a drool worthy wedding, it almost makes me want to have two weddings and plan a pirate themed one as well. XD
    But so awesome you guys, love it!

  3. Very cool. I need to show this to a few friends for future reference. I like the wording for the ring warming too (hadn't even thought about that.)

  4. This has got to be the best wedding ever!! I love every and anything pirate, and this is fantastic!! Everyone looked so awesome and beautiful. So much fun!!!

  5. KICK ARSE!!! that is the coolest wedding in the history of man kind!! Cant wait to hear the story behind this one!!!!

  6. Totally awesome! I hope they do fill out a profile so I can get some hints for our pirate themed engagement party :)

  7. Ok so I know I'm late commenting by about 3 years…but that looks so cool! And where did you get the grooms pirate outfit? My guy is interested in dressing up!

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